South Park Boyfriend Scenarios

When you guys break up

  Stan:

It had been two weeks since you saw Stan. You both were drifting apart, and you knew you guys were bound to break up. You turned to look at your phone as it suddenly rang. You quickly realized a familiar voice when you answered. "Hey (Y/N)." It was Stan. "Hey Stan, whats up?" "Nothing. Just so you know, I forgive you." "Excuse me?" "I forgive you for ruining my hat." "YOU forgive me? You aren't going to apologize for yelling at me?" "No, I'm not. Why should I?" "You know what? Fuck it, It's over Stan. I didn't purposely ruin your hat! I even told I was sorry." "W-what do you mean it's over?" "I mean I'm breaking up with you." "Oh. I should have seen this coming. Well, bye then (Y/n)." "Bye Stan." You hung up and hugged a pillow sadly. "I know I was the one who dumped him, but I still feel heartbroken..."

Kyle:

It had been 3 weeks since you saw Kyle. You were still hurt by what he said. You were in the park walking, thinking. A whore? You knew you definitely weren't a whore, or even close to being one. You were so caught up in your thoughts, you didn't see the person in front of you, and it appeared he didn't notice you wither until you both collided. "Oof!" "Ugh!" You stumbled backwards, and looked to the person. "I'm sorry- Kyle?" He looked at you surprised. "(Y/n)?" "Yeah. Sorry for running into you." "It's okay. (Y/n), I've been meaning to talk to you lately." "Oh? About what?" "Well, your great (Y/n), but I think we need to see other people.." Your eyes widened in shock. "O-oh. Well, I guess I'll just go home." You turned around to leave, but stopped when a hand grabbed your shoulder. "I'm sorry (Y/n). This is the way it has to be." "N-no it doesn't.." "Look, you were with that guy. It does have to be this way." He let go of your shoulder, and started walking away. You picked up snow and threw it at Kyle. He stopped and turned around. "You idiot! He was some random guy who asked for directions! You wanna break up? Fine! I just feel sorry for the next girl you date! She would probably visit her brother, and you probably wouldn't believe her and call he a whore!" You turned around and ran home. Once you reached your house you ran to your room and cried, both angry and sad tears.

Kenny:

It had been five days since Kenny called you a gold digger. Still insulted by what he said, you called him up the day before and asked him to meet you at Tweak Bros Coffee Shop. He agreed on time and date and you both hung up. You left your house and walked to Tweak Bros wondering what you were going to tell Kenny. You soon reached your destination and saw Kenny waiting for you. He waved you over, and you wondered if you had come late. "You didn't come late, don't worry about it. I just came early." You could have sworn he had read your mind. "Kenny, I suppose your wondering why I asked you to meet me here, right?" He nodded his head. You took a deep breathe and exhaled. "Kenny, I think we need to see other people. Maybe you can find someone who is fine with you calling them a gold digger, maybe I'll find someone who wouldn't say things like that and would never call me a gold digger." You saw Kenny's eyes widened, surprised by what you told him. "Your dumping me?" "Yes Kenny. And just for the record, if I was a gold digger, I would have never dated you. Gold diggers go for rich people. I didn't go for Token, I chose you." You stood up and left the coffee shop, proud of yourself, and sad that your relationship was over.

Craig:

You were still mad at Craig for assuming you hurt Stripe and didn't talk to him for 6 days. He called you the day before and asked if he could come over. You told him it was fine. You heard a knock on the door and approached the door, opening it. "Hey (Y/n). Can I come in?" "Sure." You stepped aside and let him inside. As soon as he came in, you turned to him. "Your here to break up with me aren't you?" Craig sighed and nodded. "I'm sorry, but yes." You nodded. "I had a feeling this was coming. But you know what Craig?" "What?" "I would never hurt Stripe. I love Stripe like he was my pet. You can leave now." You opened your door and pushed Craig out of it. He opened his mouth to speak, but you quickly closed the door. "(Y/N)?" "You can go Craig. Bye." You stepped away from the door and walked to your movie shelf. You picked a couple sad break up movies, and put the first one in the DVD player. You grabbed some junk food and sat down on the couch, sadly.