South Park Boyfriend Scenarios

When you guys fight.

  Stan:

You were sitting at Stan's house. His hat was covered in mud from when him and his friends got into a mud fight. You decided to do the nice thing and wash his hat. So you get up and go into his laundry room. You put the hat in and wait. You walk out and sit on his couch.

~~Time skip~~

You wake up and realize you fell asleep. You see Stan come inside. "Hey (Y/n), have you seen my hat?" "Yeah." You get up and go into his laundry room. You get his hat out of the dryer and freeze. "Oh no.." You whisper. His hat was ruined! You left it in the washing machine to long and it shrunk. You turn back to Stan nervously. "Um here it is. I'm really sorry.." He took his hat. "What-What did you do to it?!" "I-I tried to wash it.. It was all muddy from the mud fight you and the guys had.." "Well now it's ruined! Get out!" Stan yelled at you angrily. You quickly left his house tears in your eyes.

Kyle:

You were sitting at Starks Pond waiting for Kyle. You saw a boy looking lost. So you went up to him. "Do you need help?" "Yeah. Can you tell me where Tweak Bros Coffee shop is?" You smile and point down the road. "You go down that road, and take the first left. When you do, there should be a building on the right of you. That would be Tweak Bros Coffee shop." He smiled. "Thanks!" He walked off the way you showed him. You turned around and saw a jealous Kyle. "Hey Kyle!" He glared at you. "Who was that boy?" "I don't know." "Thats a lie you whore!" Kyle snapped. Your eyes widened. "What did you call me!?" "A whore!" You angrily slapped Kyle. "I have been loyal to you since the day we met! Don't even fucking think you can call me that!" You turned and stomped away, tears in your eyes. You couldn't believe he had just did that.

Kenny:

You were hanging out at the park when Token came up to you. "Hey (Y/n)! Whats up?" You and Token talked for a bit before he said he had to go. You waved goodbye to him. You turned your head and saw Kenny. "Hey Kenny!" He glared at you. "Why were you talking to Token?" "Because he wanted advice for what he should give his girlfriend. Why?" "Why? WHY?! Because! I bet the only reason you talked to him is because he is rich! You talk to the other guys and flirt with them don't you?!" "What?! NO!! WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!" "Because you're not satisfied with the fact that I'm not rich! You fucking gold digger!" You angrily stomp on his foot. "Fuck you!" You ran away from him and went home.

Craig:

You were in Craig's room playing with his guinea pig Stripe. He was in his ball rolling around, and you were laughing at how cute he was being. A few minutes later, he stopped moving. You got closer and noticed he wasn't breathing either. You panicked and called for Craig. "Craig!!!" He ran in and saw you holding Stripe. "What did you do to him?!" "I didn't do anything! He was in his ball and he suddenly stopped moving and breathing!" "Then why is he not in his ball now?!" "Because I took him out! It wasn't my fault!" "Liar! Get out before you ruin something else I love!" You left his house surprised and hurt by what he said.

Butters:

You were in your room playing with Butters Hello Kitty video game while he was in the bathroom. When you went to take it out, you accidentally scratched it. Butters just had to come out at that exact moment. He saw the scratch on the game and freaked. "My game! It was my favorite! How could you do this?!" "I'm sorry..I just went to take it out, but I scratched it.. I'm really sorry.." "Whatever!" Butters stormed out of your house, leaving you to feel guilty.