One shots

Idk a title

I just got my coffee the waitress sat in front of me. I thanked her as she wake the to serve someone else. I sat my phone on the table as I went to take a sip. Mmm. Warm and delicious. I chose the top 50 hits in Spotify so, most of the songs I hadn't listened to before. I bobbed my head to the beat. I  turned the lock screen on to see what it was called. Stressed out. It's by a band called twenty one pilots. I began to tap me fingers along to the beat. I decided to look up twenty one pilots. It was two guys who seemed about my age and looked cute. Not really my height though. Well, one dude was tallish the other seemed small. I was about to get up and leave when two guys came over to me.
"Like your sing choice," the taller one said with an unforgettable smile.
"First time I've ever listened to it," I admitted. When I first spoke they looked confused. Oh yeah, I'm Australian and I live in America. I have for about six months. I decided I wanted a change. Anyway, back to the point. I bent down to grab my stuff. Then it clicked. Like a pin popping a balloon. I quickly turned my head back to them in slight confusion. I just smiled. "Well, I guess I'll see you guys around," I said flirtatiously.
"Ok, see ya Aussie," the smaller one said as they waved me goodbye. As soon as I stepped out of the doors I realised I was missing something.
"Shit," I said cursing myself. As I turned around to walk back in the two guys walked out.
"Looking for this," the taller one said holding my phone up.
"Why thank you," I say politely grabbing for it. He pulled it away. "Now don't make me call you a dick," I sarcastically.
"Oo, big words," the other guy said mimicking me.
"Trust me I know bigger, now can I please have my phone back?" I asked trying not to smile.
"Only if you can tell us why you looked up twenty one pilots?" The tall one asked.
"Ok. Only if you tell me your names," I bargained.
"I'm Tyler and that's Josh, what's yours?" the tall dude, Tyler, said.
"Really? Oh it's Peta by the way," I said taken back a bit.
"What? What's bad about Tyler and Josh? Well, Tyler at least," Josh asked.
"I thought you'd be something like will and Joe," I say.
"Ok, so why did you look up twenty one pilots?" Tyler persisted.
"Because I was listening to one of," this is the point I freak them out "your songs and was curious. Wait, how did you know that?" I ask confused.
"It doesn't help that you don't have a password," Tyler said.
"Fuck me dead," I exclaimed.
"Oo, more big words," Josh cooed.
"I'd rather it if you were alive," Tyler stated as I he was thinking hard.
"Shut up and ew, although, not ew. No, most definitely ew," I exclaimed getting my phone back.
"So, where are going?" Josh asks.
"Home."
"Cool, wait you live here?" Josh asked, again.
"Yep, have been for about six months mr. Nosey and nosey incorporated."
"Well, would you like us to walk you home?" Tyler asked. Hmm, walk home alone and getting lost, take a taxi with a creepy old guy or two hot, famous guys walk me home? I think you know the answer.
"Sure, no idea where to go though," I admit.
"Tell us your address," Tyler aid as if we've been bffs for ever.
"Why would I tell two strangers that?" I ask.
"Because we're hot," Josh said as if it was nothing. I shrugged.
"S'pose."
"What? Really? Just because we're hot?" Tyler asked.
"No, just wanted to see your reaction, but I will tell because I don't want to walk alone and get lost or go in a taxi, wait you guys say cab more than taxi, or go in a cab with a creepy old man," I explained. The both let a laugh out.

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"Would you guys like a drink or food or something of the sort?" I ask as they sit down. I know I invited them in and my friend would flip if she found out if she knew I just invited two strangers into our home. Eh, they're hot, she wouldn't care.
"No thanks," they I'd together.
"Ok. I'm owing to make another coffee," I say walking to the kitchen that is right behind the lounge, which, literally, is the wall between it and the living room.
"I have a feeling you like coffee," Josh said. 
"No, I hate. That's why I drink it."
"Ok."
"Well, I don't mind like American coffee, but the coffee at home is the freakin best!" I exclaim.
"Ok." We talked for a bit. It felt as if I could tell these guys anything.
"So, what exactly do you do?" Josh asked. I just smiled ready for them to be confused.
"I'm doing an internship for forensic anthropology," I said.
"I know I rap and stuff but I have no idea what you just said," Tyler said over exaggerating. I just rolled my eyes and let out a sarcastic sigh.
"Am I using big words again?" I ask.
"She's a smart one," Josh said nudging Tyler.
"Well, considering that I finished first in my uni class, I am pretty damn smart. Just don't ask anything mathematical, I'm shit at maths," I explain.
"Well, miss smarty pants, what's one plus one?" Tyler asks.
"Um, hold on," I saga using sarcastically, "is it two? Wait, no it's eleven, no. No,no, it's a window? Yeah, a window," I said looking pleased.
"Good job. I can't see why you're so bad at math," Josh said. It's as if they know what each other's going to say.
"Since you guys have asked me questions, it's my turn. Why did you offer to walk me home?" I ask genuinely curious.
"Josh can answer that, can you?" Tyler said sarcastically while nudging Josh. Josh just glared at Tyler. Guys.
"I'm a nice guy. Not sure about Tyler though," he said turning the attention back to Tyler.
"Are you sure that you're comedians not musicians?" I ask.
"Mm, ye, nah. I'm sure," Tyler said as if he was debating the idea. We all laughed. Wow, how cliche?  We talked some more until I got a text from my friend say that she'd be home in about 15 mins. I text her back saying yes and if she liked twenty one pilots.
'Duh? That's the concert we're going to tomorrow night'
'Ok'
"So, uh, guys. You might want to leave now or die because my friend slash room mate is coming home and she loves you guys. I only figured out it was you just then so yeah," I said awkwardly.
"I don't really care," Tyler said whit Josh agreeing. I rolled my eyes.
"Ok, is it fine if you go? I don't want her to freak out and annoy me about it," I explain. The guys were cool with it. "Oh, and tomorrow night give a shout out to Leo carter. We're going to your show. Also her cousin is Dallon weekes from panic so yeah, she won't give a shit," I said shrugging it off. And with that they were gone.

Five minutes later Leo burst through the door singing. She was singing I don't care by fall out boy. I just shook my head and smiled. Once she out her stuff in the counter she sat down.
"Whose cap is this?" She asks holding a red cap up.
"Um, one of my friends," I quickly say looking at Josh's cap.
"Oo, do I know this friend?" She asked quizzical.
"No, he's from work."
"Oo, it's a he. Is HE cute?" She asks.
"No," I say. "He's fucking hot."
"He's mine."
"I saw him first!" I exclaim. We glare at each other before bursting out laughing.

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JOSH LEFT HIS CAP!!
After dinner, Leo and I were watching the start of deadpool when I got a call. I told Leo to keep watching. Deadpool is my favourite movie ever! Not because of Ryan Reynolds, well, partly because of him but I love actions movies and hate rom-com. They've all got the same story line. Fall in love either unexpectedly or no meant to be I love with that person there's a problem from staying together. In the end it's usually works out. Sometimes it doesn't but otherwise it's the same.

"Hello?" I ask annoyed.
"Gee, someone sounds annoyed," comes a familiar voice. I roll my eyes. It's Josh. I only got a glimpse at the caller ID.
"Yeah, I am."
"Why would that be miss grumpy pants?" He asks.
"Because I just on the best movie in the world, with one of the cutest guys in it," I say.
"Oh, I didn't know I was in a movie," he exclaimed sarcastically.
"Pft, who said you were hot?" I said with smile.
"Uh, hold on," he said. "Hey, ty? Am I hot?" He yelled out to Tyler. There was a muffled 'I guess' from the background. "Tyler does."
"Aw, cute bromance."
"Who are you taking to?" Leo asks.
"A friend."
"Name?"
"Josh."
"Ok," she said then smiled.
"Did you just think of Josh dun?" I ask her.
"I always think of me," Josh said on the other end.
"Shut up." Amongst all that was Leo's answer. It was a yes.
"You said that you know bigger words, care to tell me?" He asked. What a change of subject.
"Well, if you mean swear words, yeah. If you mean words in general, yeah, I know some."
"Whatever you want, teach me," he said.
"Only, if you stop flirting," I bargain.
"Just admit it, you love it." I sigh.
"Whatever homo sapien."
"Ok, i was actually calling to see what you were doing?"
I smirk.
"Well, if you were a, listening and b, didn't interrupt me you might know. Also, why?" I ask curious. Suddenly Leo started to sing yell, "EMMA AND JOSH SITTING IN A TREE! K I S S I N G. ARE THEY NAKED-"
"Shut up bitch!" I yell at her.
"Wow, you're nice to your friends, aren't you?"
"Well, it's really hard to have two conversations at once," I half yelled so Leo could hear me. Damn I'm pissed.

A/n I think this is the last one for know.