Adolescent Coyote: A story of love, lust, and finding yourself.

The journey has begun

Authors note: If you like this, keep reading. If you don't, have a pleasant tomorrow. All events in this book are entirely fictional. The story is pure fiction and is meant to make you laugh. Thanks to my two editors for helping me come up with these stupid ideas.
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Jacob Sartious is wondering through the sketchy part of the forest. It was really hot, so Jacob ripped of his shirt to show his -1-pack. Suddenly, Jacob looks into a barn owls deep oval eyes. He decides to write a song about it.

"Well----"

Suddenly, he looks into the Owls eyes and sees himself. He looks stupid. But he sees something else. It's a coyote coming straight for him! He could have sworn it winked lustfully at him. But it was too late to tell. He had to haul ass. Jacob tried to calm the coyote down by singing his new "hit" song "Sweatshirt" But the coyote got really pissed and bit him. "Yeah bite me baby!" Jacob winks sexily at the coyote. The coyote says "Damn, you a cringy dude. No wonder everyone hates you!" The coyote bounds into the distance. Suddenly, Jacob starts to shake. His shoulders start to flail uncontrollably. Oh wait, it's just puberty. OR IS IT?!?!