ariaevans: ring ring, it's just me calling all you bitches out to tell you that my last fuck just flew out of the window. Bitch about me, comment shit on my accounts, do whatever the fuck you want. You don't know me and I'm sure as hell glad I don't know any of you. Because you disgust me and I pity you because you spend more time worrying about my life than you do your own. No I am not fucking Kit Harington and no I am not fucking Sebastian Stan. And new flash, you can have guy friends; it's called being platonic. And for those of you who are really thick that mean have an intimate but not sexual relationship.
And for those of you who didn't jump to conclusions and was an all round good, decent person; cheers. At least I know the entire world hasn't gone to shit.
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8.5K COMMENTSusername: @username ha! See I told you. Aria is smol bean and you can fight me.
chrisevans: *like a soccer mom* THAT'S MY SISTER! GO TEAM EVANS
ariaevans: aw thanks bro. ;) just like old times @chrisevans
imsebastianstan: SLAY QUEEN YOU TELL THEM
ariaevans: i try seb @imsebastianstan
username: your trying to hard.
ariaevans: you're* too* nice try though! :) @username
kitharington: I'm so proud of you babe
ariaevans: aw thanks kitty kat ♡ @kitharington
kitharington: i thoigh that nickname was being removed from exsistence.
ariaevans: sike no. @kitharington
jeremyrenner: *wipes tear* so proud.
scarlettjohansson: I'm taking up role as mother again.
ariaevans: aw thank you Jer, I do try @jeremyrenner and damn right you better!! @scarlettjohannson
richardmadden: i love you aria for this.
ariaevans: i love you too my young wolf @richardmadden
username: you're my hero aria
username: wow is it Christmas? Bc i smell a hoe hoe hoe
username: ^ you might want to take a shower then bc you must be smelling yourself. Yikes.
username: the fuck?
username: lmao is richard on the prowl now? This bitch just gotta catch them.
ariaevans: @username you said that richard was on the prowl and then said that 'this bitch just gotta catch them' so is richard the bitch you're referring to? Because if not then you're contradicting yourself and I'd hate for you to look stupid.
richardmadden: my secret is out, I am a bitch @ariaevans
chrisevans: you're Aria's bitch. ^ have been since we were teens @richardmadden @ariaevans
richardmadden: oooh savage, you're spending too much time with your sister. @chrisevans
chrisevans: *snaps fingers* dangit, I knwo. I just can't seem to get rid of her @richardmadden
ariaevans: feeling attacked. @richardmadden @chrisevans
username: aria don't listen to those stupid people who comment shit on your page. You are a beautiful, kind hearted and selfless person who has more talent than all the people who comment hate on your page. You are a strong independent woman and people fail to see that. I want you to be happy and whether that's with kit or seb or neither, I don't care. Just do what makes you happy and don't listen to anyone else.
ariaevans: you are one of the sweetest people ever, thank you so much. I honestly teared up reading this @username
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Random❝Bitch.❞ ❝Aria what did you just call me?❞ ❝You're supposed to say jerk.❞ ❝Are you serious right now? You're so weird.❞ ❝Yeah okay, says the guy who wears a metal arm for a living.❞ In which Aria Evans accidentally sends a photo to her brothers co...