SHREK X ARMIN (GONE WRONG) [GONE SEXUAL] {ALMOST KILLED}

Jinx X Armin

Armin woke up in an alley. With his pants down. And his shirt up. And a dick in his- Wait. What's Jinx's gender? O fuck. Just looked it up and it can be male and female. Also, wtf, apparently its "Jynx" not "Jinx". My whole world has been fucking rocked. Suddenly, Jinx turns toward me. By turn to me, I mean me, not Armin the faggot face, (who is faggot). She (he?) said "Did you just assume my gender?" Wait wtf, no. I never said that. I just assumed that- "SO U DID ASSUME U FAGWAGON" No, its just that you wear a dress so I just thought- "WHAT SO MEN CAN'T WEAR DRESSES YOU MISOGYNIST"  No... its just that... *sigh* "BITCH DID YOU JUST SIGH? DO YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT ME? I TOOK TAE KWON DOO DOO, YAH KN-" *gets slapped* "why did u just slap me im a woman you cant do  that im going to call the police why'd you do that that's uncool-" Stfu you have 3 rows of text and if you didn't know everyone this is satire of feminism dont bully and if you've got beef with me, you can go hump a tree