I'm Sorry - Joshler

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Hey, my name is Josh Dun, I have red hair, I'm 22, I do not go to college, and I date mostly guys, but once in a while I'll date a girl. Enough about me and let me share about that my friend brendon is setting me up with someone. I'm excited cuz I've been pretty lonely and my hand doesn't count. Well let me share what's currently going on. I'm at Brendon's house and I'm waiting for this Tyler dude to show up, I've heard he's really funny and he's cute. I don't know what Brendon calls "cute" but I'm trusting him. I glance at my phone 5:45, and I hear this loud knock on the door. It must be Tyler. Brendon opens the door with one hand holding a red solo cup. I zone out and glancing at Tyler. He's actually pretty good looking, I mean sometimes Brendon could be an ass, but I guess I could trust him for next time if Tyler doesn't work out. I hear Tyler talking to Brendon, he asked where his soulmate is. Ok here's my chance, 3,2, fuck it I'm going to do it. "I'm his soulmate Brendon!" I say putting his arm around me. That was awkward, I hope I didn't embarrass him... He started to move out of my arm. I hope I didn't make him feel uncomfortable. He starts a conversation with me. "Hi I'm Tyler, your cute." Wait wHAT?!? He just called me cute? Ok I gotta think fast. "I'm Jøsh, your cute too." Nice job Jøsh, so smooth. (Sarcasm) "oh thanks josh" then he walks off. Did I embarrass him or something? I go grab a drink that Tyler got. I opened it up and I take a sip. It's actually good stuff, I could only imagine how much it must have costed him.  I take another sip and more people start coming in. A few people I recognized. Ashley, Nicole, and everyone's favorite couple, jack and mark. Brendon goes to the living room and starts to play some music, mostly a mix between alternative and dance. Interesting combo but I like it. I see Tyler so I get his attention by bumping into him, might have not been the smartest move, but I got his attention right? "Hey Tyler, um wanna get to know each other?" I had no idea what to say. "Yeah sure josh!" This is going great, I haven't fucked up, yet. I take a few more sips of the drink. "So um Josh, uh how did u meet Brendon" I replied quicker than I was expecting too. "Oh we met at a bar, ya know the usual. He actually was trying to set me up with you. At first I was unsure about it but you seen prettying cool, and chill." "Yeah, thanks. You too, Josh?" Tyler says. He is so damn cute. "Hey, how's the drink I got?" Tyler says as I'm taking a sip of it. "It's really good Tyler, I actually want to buy it now, he he. Want a sip?" My mind is trailing off, at this point idk what's going on. "I better pass, I'm going to drive home and I don't want to get a ticket so I'm playing it safe." Tyler is so, idk different from the other guys I met. He's so easy going. I put my hand on Tyler's shoulder and I slur my words. Tyler's is so fucking hot. Ok I need to stop, but first-