shany direy

Chapter vun

29 Ogust 2015

Yaar twodai eye go back two da skol na. eye lye da skol na. jou no eye lye da jografyes vel. and olso der vun main. he's naim frankline. eye lye dis main so muc na. but eye haiv dis stoopud husban na yaar. olso dis stoopud dotter. shii no stedi da jografy. shii adoptid. frankline na, hii vary nice main.

Translation : man today i go back to school. i like school. you know i like geography as well. and also theres this man. his name's franklin. i like this man so much. but i have a stupid husband man. also a stupid daughter. she never studies geography. she's adopted. franklin man, he's a very nice man.

ven v meat, jou no, et vas lyk mai hart skep a beet year. et vas lyk dat.

Translation : when we meet, you know, it was like my heart skipped a beat. it was like that.

Flashback

2 years ago

oh mai goud. et frankline. hii lok so nace twodai. vait. vat. HES PENTS R SO TYT LYK DA ARABEC TECHER OSEME. OH MAI GOUD EYE VIL DY. jou no frankline got da bootti na. hii vaking two mii oh mai goud.

Translation : oh my god. its franklin. he looks so nice today. wait. what. HIS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT LIKE THE ARABIC TEACHER OSAMA. OH MY GOD I WILL DIE. you know franklin got the booty. he's walking to me oh my god.

"gud morneg shany how jou?" hii aisk mii. oh mai goud hii no mai naim.

"gud morneg. eye gud na. thaink jou." eye sai.

"jou no v havi aiftr skol meating na. jou stai baik speshali na." hii vink ait mii.

"ok ji by by eye go two da clais now na ok." eye sai kwikli na aind eye go two da clais.

Translation : "good morning shady. how are you?" he asked me. oh my god he knows my name.

"good morning. I'm good. thank you" i said.

"you know we have an after school meeting. you stay back specially " he winked at me.

"ok. bye-bye. i'll go to class now ok." i said quickly and i go to the class.

jou c eye new teacher na. but frankline so nice na. v tok on da fecebuk na. eye lyk hem vary muc yaar. c v tail ol da stodints en skol dat v shood nut tok two strenjers on da entrnit na but franklin vas also a strenjer.

Translation : you see I'm a new teacher. but franklin's so nice. we talk on Facebook. i like him very much man. see we tell students in school that we shouldn't talk to strangers on the internet but franklin was also a stranger.

Ind ef flaishbaik

eye louve dat dai na. bist dai aver. now eye haiv two go two da clais four rael. by by yoll. pleeje vot aind cummint ef you lykd et.

~ SHANY

Translation : i love that day. best day ever. now i have to go to the class for real. bye-bye you all. please vote and comment if you liked it.

~ SHANY