shany direy

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deer dery,

Hallo, mai nem es Sheny. Ai luvd uh men nemd Frankline n dat esshol brok up vit mi :"( SO SED MAI LYF ES!!! But men, ai nevar sed vot haipend dat dey. Enivey, let mii tail jou how Frankline brok mai hart.

Translation : Hello, my name is Shany. I loved a man named Franklin and that asshole broke up with me :"( MY LIFE IS SO SAD!!! But men, I never said what happened that day. Anyway, let me tell you how Franklin broke my heart.

Fleshbaik

22 Disembar 2016

Men, Norvay es so k001! Frankline n ai r haiving da tym ef ur laivz! Nateng ken go rong now!

Translation : Man, Norway is so cool! Franklin and I are having the time of our lives! Nothing can go wrong now!

"O MAI GOUD, FRANKLINE, VOT DA HAIL!?!?!?!!" Ai sed es b4 mai aiz vuz Franklin tucheng sum uder gurlz enkel.

"Vot, Sheny??" Hii eskd es hii cunttenyooed tucheng har enkel.

"Jor... J-jor m-m-maikeng frandshep vit sum1 els?" Ai sed kwaietlee es teerz streemd don mai fes.

"Yah, so vot? Ai lyk har baitar. Shii teechiz Pysis nat Jografy! Jografy es... votz dat verd kidz youz? YAH! Jografy es shyt!" Hii sed n mai hart brok en2 tree bylleeyin peesiz. Hii kent ensult Jografy!! Das mai subjakt. Ai luv Jografy moor dan eniting!!!

Tanslation : "OH MY GOD, FRANKLIN, WHAT THE HAIL!?!?!?!!" I said as before my eye was Franklin touching some other girls' ankle.

"What, Shany??" He asked as he continued toughing her ankle.

"You're... Y-you're m-m-making friendship with someone else?" I said as tears streamed down my face.

"Yeah, so what? I like her better. She teaches Physics not Geography! Geography is.word kids use? YEAH! Geography is shit!" He said and my heart broke into three billion pieces. He can't insult Geogaphy!! That's my subject. I love Geography more than anything!!!

"Das et, Frankline!!! Ai hed enuf ef jor bullshyt! Jou aider gev mii da luv n rispict ai deezerv or leev mii!" Ai sed. Et dis powint, ai vuz craiyeng. Hii kent treet mii lyk shyt!!

"Vel, Sheny, ai dydint vont 2 tail jou now but syns ai fownd sum1 baittar, ai haiv 2 sey dat jou suk n ai yam leeveng jou. Olso, ai bukd uh tykit baik hom 4 jou. Jou ken leev n spind Krimis uh lon :)" Hii tail miii

"Fuk jou, Frankline!!!! Es nut uh jok! Es mai lyfffffff! Ai h8 jou!!!" Ai sed es ai begen 2 paik mai begz n hedid ot da hotil n ren 2 da ayrpert. Jus den, ai got n eemail frum Franklin. Et vuz mai bordeng pes! Ai vil nevar beeleev en eniting ugen!!

Translation : "That's it, Franklin!!! I had enough of your bullshit! You either give me the love an drespect I deserve or leave me!" I said. At this point, I was crying. He can't treat me like shit!!

"Well, Shany, I didn't want to tail you now but since I found someone better, I have to say that you suck and I am leaving you. Also, I booked uh ticket back home for you. You can leave and spend Christmas alone :)" He told me.

"Fuck you, Franklin!!!! It's not a joke! It's my lifeeeeeee! I hate you!!!" I said as I began to pack my bags and headed out the hotel and ran to the airport. Just then, I got an email from Franklin. It was my boarding pass! I will never believe in anything again!!

End ef fleshbaik

Es yoll c, et vuz sed. Et jus gaitz okwerd en sk001 now. Ai coodint rite b4 bcaiz ef egzamz na. Now der es holeedeyz. So now ai vil sliip, eet n cri!

Translation : As y'all see, it was sad. It just gets awkward in school now. I couldnt write because of the exams. Now there are holidays. So now I will sleep, eat and cry!

Thaink yoll 4 liseneng, ai yam suri 4 b-eng diprisseng na but ai dun no vot 2 du. Enivey stey helel, stedy Jografy n stey v v v pyur.

~ SHANY

Translation : Thank you all for listening, I am sorry for being depressing but I don't know what to do. Anway, stay halal, study Geography and stay very very very pure.

~ SHANY