It's funny. Everyone always thinks that Seven ate Nine. But that's ridiculous. That would be cannibalism. Seven is not a cannibal. Seven is very civilized. It's not Seven's fault that Seven's older siblings happen to be Eight and Nine. And there's nothing wrong with the three siblings owning a very respectable business call Seven Eight Nine (789-789-6789). Their "7-eight-9" burgers are known throughout the country. It's just too bad for Six that there happens to be a billboard advertising Seven Eight Nine next to Six's house. Also that Six only just learned how to read. And that "Eight" is read "ate."
