Welcome to the Not Another Wattpad Story Sequel! I did the first book a few years ago, and since the trends have changed I thought it'd be cool to do a new one! If you have a cliché you don't read, don't be afraid to comment below! Who knows maybe there could be a threequel.. a 3rd... a t-trilogy... ENJOY!
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Hi. My name is Johanna Marie Gerard Johnson Lopez Fitzpatrick Montgomery.
But you can call me Boo. It has nothing to do with my name, I just like it.
I have always been the shy, smart, bookworm, fugly, but strangely attractive girl that has never had a friend.
Not one.
Ever.
In my life.
At all.
Not even once.
Not even a pet rock.
I have plain soft-straight-wavy-manageable brown hair that moves with the wind framing my face perfectly, plain sparkling-big-beautiful green-blue eyes that shine like Caribbean waters, plain acne-free-bronzed-soft skin that just begs to be touched, and a plain proportioned-curvy-tall body that models would kill for. I wear big, black glasses. I know... I'm ugly as hell.
I should probably tell you right off the bat that I'm a werewolf (why bore you with an amazing back-story?), and that my whole family hates me for some weird reason, and that I'm the weakest in the pack. I'm seriously the weakest; I'm even weaker than the children... I hadn't even transitioned into my wolf up to a few years ago... and by that, I mean just 1 year ago.
Oh, and I just found my mate.
Mate, mate, mate, my wolf howled in my head when I glanced at Bob.
What, Bob?! The hottest guy in our school, the pack, the town, Egypt, Vyborg (Russia), and the states of: North Carolina, California, Ohio, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, and Nebraska?! Coincidentally enough, he was next in line to become Alpha (because any other rank would make for a boring and short and totally original story).
He was such a bad boy, too. He had a reputation for not being committed to one woman, and was known to have more than one girlfriend at the time... but I'm going to be different. I had never talked to him before, but I'm sure we would engage in a passionate relationship once he figured out we were meant to be together. He would be totally faithful and change his ways the second he met me.
"Hi, Bob." I said magically appearing next to him. He turned to me flinging a lit cigarette towards the sign that said "No Smoking".
He was such a hot bad boy.
"NOOOOOOO!" He suddenly yelled. "You can't be my mate! I'm too hot to be seen with an ugly, smart, kind, gentle, educated, and strangely attractive girl like you!"
I felt tears sting my eyes, instantly hurt. Why waste time with confusion? Or anger?
"But you and I are meant to be! You can't have any other!" I yelled, but quietly because I'm shy.
"No! I'm not even going to give you a chance and reject you right-" He paused and after a minute said, "-Now. BOOM! Rejected." He said walking away, his leather jacket flapping dramatically with the wind.
~Wolf POV~
Well then... Ow.
~Boo POV~
My wolf was screaming, howling, groaning, twisting, turning, and writhing in pain from the sudden rejection. She was crying her eyes out... or was that me?
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Not Another Wattpad Story: The Sequel
HumorThis is a parody story of most modern Wattpad clichés !! Not really a sequel, but close enough... Are you writing with any clichés in this story? Read if you want to find out! And tell me if YOU have seen any clichés lying about. Follow Boo, a char...