Crowfeather- Welcome back! Jayfeather is treating Feathertail still and Spottedleaf is still gone on her "dreams mission". So she says.
Leafpool- Why aren't we popular? Like right now 119 people have read our dares. But why aren't they commenting? It's only CandyArtist.
Crowfeather- Twolegs, their lazy.
All cats-*agreeing*
Leafpool- Anyway we can't really do a dare. Nothing's up now.
Crowfeather- Who's on this show regularly?
Leafpool- No one. Hey maybe we should make someone on our show regularly. I'll go get our cat.
Crowfeather- Ok.
Leafpool- *comes back with Firestar*
Firestar- Ok what am I here for?
Crowfeather- Truth or dare.
Firestar- Do I get to choose?
Crowfeather- Yes.
Firestar- Really?
Crowfeather- No! Your dare is to admit your undying love for Bluestar.
Firestar- What!? She's older than me by many moons! I was an apprentice when I first saw her!
Crowfeather- Are you going to do the dare or not.
Firestar- No.
Crowfeather- Then we have good news for you.
Firestar- What?
Crowfeather- Two dares and you have to do them both.
Firestar- I don't like the sound of that.
Crowfeather- You have to admit your undying love for Bluestar. Then have kits with her.
Firestar- I already have a mate!
Crowfeather- Does it look like I would care if you do?
Firestar- No because you have two.
Crowfeather- Who allowed you in my life?
Firestar- Then why are you interfering with mine?
Crowfeather- It's for the good of the show.
Firestar- Still I'm not doing it.
Crowfeather- Do I have to get over there and make you!?
Firestar- Yep.
Crowfeather- You leave me no choice kittypet!
Firestar-*growls*
Crowfeather- Leafpool will you get Bluestar?
Leafpool- Yea. *throws in Blustar*
Bluestar- Merrow! I was in the middle of saying my line of the nine lives. Leafpool how dare you interfere!
Crowfeather- Bluestar, Firestar wants to say something to you.
Bluestar- What is it and make it quick!
Firestar- I... I ugh.....
Crowfeather- Ahem.
Firestar- I l-
Bluestar- I l? What?
Firestar- I love you.
Bluestar- As a mentor?
Firestar- Umm yea.
Crowfeather- Acctually what he wanted to say was he loves you with all his heart and wants you as a mate. He wants to have kits with you and yea.
Bluestar-...
Firestar- When would I say that?
Crowfeather- Come on stop lying.
Bluestar-???
Firestar- Fine ok ill say it. Bluestar I love you more than a mentor and I wish to have you as a mate.
Bluestar- Funny you should ask. I was about to say that.
Firestar- Really?
Bluestar- No! I have a mate! Why would I want another?
Firestar- Thats what I would think.
Bluestar- Do you really want me as a mate?
Firestar- N-*Crowfeather steps on tail* Yes.
Bluestar-*looks up at the sky at one star* I will not betray my mate for you.
Crowfeather- Ooooo heartbreaking.
Firestar- Why?
Crowfeather- I thought you like her.
Firestar- I do, just not in that way.
Crowfeather- Yea yea that's what they all say. Bluestar just this once.
Bluestar- I will not betray my mate.
Crowfeather- Do it for the show. Say you like each other and that's it. Oh and have kits.
Bluestar- No.
Firestar- Stop trying she's always going to say no.
Crowfeather- S I have to make you?
Bluestar- I'd like to see you try.
Crowfeather-*growls pounces on Bluestar biting her and pinning her to the ground*
Bluestar-*giving up under his weight*
Crowfeather- Now you will take Firestar as a mate!
Bluestar- I will not no matter what you say!
Crowfeather- Firestar do what you have to do and have kits or else you two will be on the show forever!
Firestar- Wait what no!
Bluestar- I won't betray my kits or mate!
Crowfeather- Thats it your on the show forever whether you like it or not!
Firestar- Fine. Please Bluestar you don't know how much torture he is.
Bluestar- Fine. Just not to be- WHAT THIS IS A SHOW!!!
Crowfeather- Ugh yea.
Bluestar- Cats are watching us right now!?
Crowfeather- You'd better believe it.
Bluestar- Mousebrain! I'm going to get you after this.
+++++++++++++++++++++While later+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Firestar- Now we have to wait.
Bluestar- It's your fault for starting this isn't it!
Firestar- What no!
Bluestar- Your the one who said you loved me!
Firestar- That wasn't true!
Bluestar- Then what was it?
Firestar- Not true, that's what!
Bluestar- Yea sure.
Feathertail-*comes limping* Great *coughs* StarClan. What's going on! Gone for a quarter moon or less and this is what happens? Two cats fighting, two cats watching?
Jayfeather- Mates. *rolls eyes*
Feathertail- Crowfeather! What in the name of StarClan is going on?
Crowfeather- Feathertail! Are you ok? How are you feeling? Maybe you should lye down.
Feathertail- Answer my question.
Crowfeather- A dare.
Feathertail- What are they doing here?
Crowfeather- Fighting.
Feathertail- What!
Bluestar- Call our friendship over!
Firestar- Bluestar! Wait I can explain!
Feathertail- Ugh we're not doing much. Sorry I think we have to go now. Bye sorry for the long episode. Feel free to take a mouse while you leave. Thanks bye!

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