Gaben's Punishment of the Apostate

The Punishment of Logan the Apostate

    My name is Logan, or my name was Logan. I have been graced my the Lord and Savior Gaben. This is my Story.

  On one caliginous and sporadically stormy night, I was on my beautiful pc, playing the most voluptuous game that has been released to date --- Overwatch. I was really allowing myself to become truly enveloped into the game. The game was only out for a week, and i had already racked up 30 hours of game time. It was my guilty pleasure, as Team Fortress 2 was precedently. I knew all along I was sinning, for I had not visited Steam that whole week, and I didn't let Gaben even grace my wallet by having me buy at least one silly hat for TF2. The transgression I was committing varnished my insides with thoughts of the lord and savior, Gaben. I thought to myself that Gaben wouldn't care, Gaben wouldn't get angered by me playing another game that wasn't on Steam, would he? It's not like I'm never going back! I love Steam and all its games, but I just wanted to try new things! "Life is too short to not do the things you desire to do", I thought.

  As I was enjoying myself, staring at Tracer's fine ass and listening to Anthony Fantano whine and scream about how Death Grips is a message from God, I began to feel the ground shake, Now, this was even more unsettling due to the fact that Fantano was screeching like a banshee because he botched his self circumcision. The ground began to rumble as if Harambe was pounding at Earths's core with all his might. All of the sudden, my house shakes so violently that I fly into the air and hit the ceiling. Seconds later, a giant, mammoth like creature breaks through my wall, completely decimating it. I am in complete and utter shock and horror. What could of did this to my house? I look up to see who the perpetrator is, and oh dear lord, I almost shit my pants when I saw who it was.

  There, standing in giant shinning armor, robot claw in sight, was none other than Lord Gaben himself! "What...what! Lord Gaben! What are you doing here?!", I say as I shut off my computer monitor in order to hide the sin that I had partaken in. "My child, it appears that you have forsaken me. I have graced your existence with the ability to play quality games, as well as purchase them at a low price, and this is how you repay the favor to me?", the lord replied. "I'm sorry my lord! Please forgive me! It's just that you've delayed Half Life 3 for so long, and Counterstrike and TF2 are going through corruptibility problems and -" " YOU DARE SAY THAT THE STEAM IS FLAWED??!! AND YOU DARE BLAME ME FOR THE DELAY OF THE HOLY HALF LIFE TRINITY? SEE! THIS IS WHY YOU MORTALS DON'T DESERVE IT! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR LORD! I AM TIRED OF THE INSOLENT BEHAVIOR OF YOUR KIND. YOU MUST BE PUNISHED. "

  All of the sudden, Gaben snatcehd my body with his mecha Steam claw. His grip was so sturdy, I could barely move a muscle. Gaben then pulled a syringe filled with pink fluid of of his Louis belt. " You shall be reborn", he said as he plunged the needle into my neck. I began to scream, as the fluid that was injected into me felt like acid. I started to fell funny. My short, brown hair started to become very long and blood red. I felt my back ache as my bones started to rearrange themselves. My masculine face started to become soft, delicate, and feminine, My body hair quickly vanished as my muscle mass seemed to evaporate as well. My arms and legs became petite and smooth. My hips and ass began to get larger, and I cried out in pain. This brought a huge smile onto Lord Gaben's plump face. My ass became huge and desirable. Next, my shirt began to rip as 2 mounds of flesh began to form on my chest. I started to cry as I realized I was growing huge breasts. They became Double D sized, and Gaben gave them a nice, firm squeeze. Then, the worst part. My dick began to shrink, slowly and painfully, until a tight, smooth, virgin pussy was all that remained. I screamed in my new high pitched feminine voice as I realized Gaben has turned me into the real life version of his waifu body pillow.

  "This is what you get for betraying the Steam. I gave you all my love, and you didn't return the favor. Now you will have to.", Gaben said with a mischievous look upon his face. Gaben proceeded to grab me and furiously skull fucked my new feminine head. After 3 hours, Gaben climaxed in my mouth and made me swallow every last drop. But Gaben wasn't done yet, no, Gaben is not like us mortals. Gaben can go for more rounds consecutively. He then pulled my long red hair back into a ponytail and yanked on it. He then forced me to arch my back and proceeded to doggy style me until he wanted to switch things up, then proceeded to make me do reverse and regular cowgirl positions on his magnum dong.

  Gaben was finally finished with me, and threw me down to my hands and knees. I aimlessly apologized for my sins and thanked him for cleansing me with his pure cock of steel. I thanked him for the knew life I was given, even thought I hated the idea of being a woman forever. "One last punishment", responded Gaben. Out of no where, a light beam shot at my pc. It turned on and went to Steam. I watched in horror as all my files on my computer began to get sucked out. Once my computer has been ridden of all its files, Gaben then turned all of them into piles of OG kush. Gaben put the weed in bags, grabbed them, and gave his signature "ssshhh" look he gives when his marijuana smoking habits are revealed. "You are forgiven child.", says the lord as he spontaneously disappears into the night.

  I was so happy that the Lord had cleansed me of my sins. I believe to this day that his punishment was to light. I had to have a way to repay him and devote my life to steam once more. I started to whore myself out in order to make enough money to buy my steam games back. I'd suck so many dicks on weekends just to get some more knife skins for CS:GO. In the end, I was able to devote my life to Gaben. I became a nun for Gaben and I purchase every game on Steam, just for Gaben. Gaben is love, Gaben is life, Gaben is the savior, Gaben is eternal.

~This Story Comes from the Dead Server Scrolls of the Steam Bible. It is translated from ancient Comic Sans. The story is also known in the Steam Dead Server Scrolls as, "The Punishment of Logan the Apostate".