BringLiamThePizza Ships

This oneshot is fucking up my sleep patterns

(It started with a whisper

and that was when I kissed her
And then she made my lips hurt
I could hear the chit chat
Take me to your love shack
Mamas always gotta back track
When everybody talks back

~Neon Trees)

Summers Pov.

I laugh this was my favorite place to be. This carnival held amazing memories and now here I was with some of my best friends. Laughing, running, making all kinds of new memories.

I begin to run backwards laughing "Hurry up!" I yell at my friends Cat (A/N: You can't pronounce my real name and Liam's a fucking prick ass tool who should drink bleach jk love you Liam. (no I don't kys) Back to the story.), Iguana, and fox.

I bump into something squealing I turn around and see this "something is a person". "I am so sorry, I wasn't paying att-" I begin to gush only to be cut off by an attractive foreign accent. "It's okay, love." He chuckles helping me stand up.

I look up into his eyes through my eyelashes blushing at my thoughts. "Damn Summer, trying to get in daddy long necks pants I see." I hear Cat's unmistakable voice say to my very own horror. "Kill me now." I say to myself as his friends behind him begin to laugh.

He looks at Cat in confusion. "Did you just call me daddy long neck?" He asks with an unimpressed look. "Yeah, that necks longer than my future." Cat casually says approaching the group while fox and iguana run off into the sunset.

The stranger let's me go, and I feel a slight disappointment in my chest knowing I'd never see this attractive stranger again. "Well, we'll should be going." I say looking up at the stranger. 

"Could ya' show us around maybe?" His freakish accent making it's grand display. "I'm not from around here and I think we could use the help." He finishes saying. "I'm Liam." He adds. 

"Sure, I'm Summer by the way." I reply, looking into his eyes. "I'm cat." I hear cat say. "Jack." One of Liam's friends speaks up. "Dan." The other says smiling. "Alright what do ya'll wanna do?" I ask turning around, my southern ass accent making a large appearance. 

"We should go through the tunnel of love and mock the decorations." Cat says. "Not you, you fucker them." I say, waving a hand in the direction of Liam, Jack, and Dan. "Fine you cunt." Cat mumbles rolling her eyes.

"We should try and knock down that bastard ass clown." I hear an Irish accent say. "Say potato." I face palm instantly knowing that was cat. "Potato." The Irish accent responds with an unimpressed look. 

I sigh waving my hand. "Don't mind her, follow me." I say shaking my head walking in the direction of said bastard ass clown. I hear a quiet chuckle and see it came from Liam. When we get to the clown I see multiple people trying to knock him down with balls. 

"Maybe we should just get on some rides." I hear Liam say. "Maybe that's for the best." I say in a panicked voice as many angry people begin trying to climb over the ropes to get to the clown.  

"TO THE WHEEL OF TERROR" I hear Cat scream running off with Jack and Dan on her tail. "SHE DOESN'T know where she's going." I begin to scream but give up as they disappear from sight. "She doesn't know where she's going?" I hear Liam ask confused.

"No, she's never been here." I say shaking my head. "Where are you from?" I ask breaking the silence between us. "Newcastle." He replies. (A/N: I changed this to piss Liam off. Fite me tool. Kys.)

"That's cool, follow me if you wanna get on the ferris wheel." I say to him walking in the  opposite direction Cat went. Getting to the ride I get into the line, seeing barely anyone is in the line it's not long before we're able to get on.  

"Dear god." I hear Liam say as we get to the top. "What is it." I say looking over to him. "The view is beautiful." He says before looking over to me.

"Not as beautiful as you" I whisper looking back at the view. I feel a hand turn my cheek so I'm facing Liam. "Don't kill me" He whispers before passionately kissing me. I gasp before kissing back wrapping my hands around his neck. 

The kiss ends the all of too quickly and I look down blushing. "That was..." I begin, but trail off in a loss for words. "Magical." He finishes the sentence, filling in the word perfectly. "You should let me take you on a date." 

"Definitely." I reply biting my lip grinning like fool. 

*2 years later*

Liam and I ended up having 44 children with his little 2 inches and lived happily ever after in a underground cave bc we were broke bc of all these kids.