The Hangover part 3(vampire diaries cast)

Chapter 3:

Chapter 3:

Stefan and I enter the pharmacy we found.

I decided to go with Stefan so he wouldn't do something stupid.

Like right now, he's sweating like crazy and is all nervous. I elbow him,"Stop sweating its gross," I hiss at him.

"Well sorry but usually when I do something remotely illegal I can just compel them," he hisses back.

The curly haired nerdy looking kid that works here comes back.

"Everything ok?" Stefan asks him.

"Well it's just a strange request, this drug in this amount and a pack of syringes is just a little weird," he tells Stefan.

Stefan nods and fidgets slightly and bites on his thumb,"Yea, it's just, it's kind of a emergency," he tells the guy while folding his arms.

"You see that right there and your acting all fidgety, plus you look like shit, and you have a girl with you who is way to hot for you and also looks like shit," I glare at him appalled, do I really look that bad. I mean yea I rolled around in the dirt for a bit but....,"These are all red flags in this business," the guy continues,"I need to call the prescribing doctor to make sure everything is ok."

Stefan smiles,"Ah hah well your in luck because I actually am the prescribing doctor," he says and pulls out his dental license.

"Oh boy, another red flag," the guy mutters.

"It's just our... mother is in pain and its easiest to just get her medication in bulk," I lie and smile sweetly at him.

He stares at me and smiles slightly and takes Stefan's license, he frowns and look up at Stefan then back at his license a few times,"It says your a dentist."

"Yea, doctor of dental science!" Stefan tells him while smiling crazily.

The guy shakes his head,"This is fucked up," he mutters and looks back at me. I wink at him, he smiles again and walks into the back to talk to his father.

As soon as he's gone I smack Stefan's arm,"You owe me big time!" I hiss.

We finally get back to the van.

"How'd you do?" Damon asks.

Stefan shows him the bag,"Good, got Dimeral and a pack of syringes and almost lost my dental license," he says.

"And I had to pretend to hit on this nerd," I say with fake enthusiasm.

Damon chuckles.

"I wouldn't be laughing, you never know I might dump you for him," I warn Damon.

Damon gives me a deadpanned look. I cross my arms,"It's possible, what if I have a secret thing for nerds?"

He chuckles and leans in and kisses my cheek,"Well I'll make sure to keep you interested," he says and winks.

"So any news on Chow?" Stefan asks interrupting our little moment.

Damon shakes his head,"Nothing."

"He emailed me like 20 minutes ago," Alaric says.

We stare at him,"Alaric! We've been sitting-" Damon shakes his head and grabs his phone,"Give me the phone!"

"What does it say?" I ask.

"He wants to meet Rick tonight at eight. Just come alone," Damon reads.

"Come alone where?" Stefan asks.

"At a bus stop, in Tijuana!" Damon says frowning.

"Tijuana's da bomb," Alaric says.

"Ah fuck!" Stefan says.

"No that's perfect," Damon says,"That's like a three hour drive from here."

"Yea Stef try reading a map," Rick says.

"Yea Rick try reading, anything."

"Yea Stefan try not having.... such a weird face that looks like Justin Bieber."

Stefan just looks at him with a da fuck expression. I burst out laughing because its so true!

Damon starts driving.

"Alright we need a plan," Damon says,"They're meeting on a bus bench in a public place. So Alaric needs to connive him to go some place more private, some place where we can sneak up on him, drug him."

"Like where?" I ask.

Damon shrugs,"Like an ally."

"What about a movie theater?" Rick suggests.

"Fuck that's actually a great idea," Damon says,"The lights to down, we take the seats behind him, jab him and it fucking done."

"Cause that doesn't sound weird at all," I mutter.

"Can I jab him?" Alaric asks,"I've drugged people before."

"Yea us," I say.

"No offense but were not letting you handle any drugs," Damon tells him,"You'll kill someone."

"I know how to handle drugs, remember the marshmallows in tiland. I made it so you could have at least 5 marshmallows before hitting a fatal dose."

Stefan's eyes widens and he looks at Rick,"Wait so your saying, if I had one more I could have died?!"

"No body eats 5 marshmallows Stefan!"

"That insane theory is the only reason I'm still alive?" Stefan asks.

"Yes!" Alaric tells him,"And your welcome by the way."

"Don't say your welcome for almost killing me."

I sigh and so does Damon and we listen to them bicker.

"Fine!" Rick says.

"Thank you."

"Your welcome."

"GOD DAMNNIT!" Stefan shouts annoyed.

"Oh my god Stefan! Shut up, we're vampires so it wouldn't have killed us, it probably would only have taken your powers longer to return," I tell him.

He says nothing and the car ride is finally silent.

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Another chapter done:)

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