FADE IN:
INT. SUPER MA HQ - DAYTIME
In the heart of the metro, high atop a nondescript condominium, an incoming message flashes on the huge screen at the center of HQ's Control & Communications Console
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INT. SUPER MA HQ OBSERVATION DECK
Super M, female, petite in stature but feisty and phenomenally gifted with the power to make people laugh, sees the message flashing on the screen.
SUPER M:
"Hala! The TMBs and The Spogifies are in a battle for supremacy in the middle of Luneta Park! Maraming madadamay na tindero ng lobo at dirty ice cream! Kailangang aksyunan agad!"
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INT. SUPER MA HQ
Super A, male, tall in stature with a killer bedimpled grin and the ability to render both genders into a catatonic state of fangirling bliss, walks over to Super M, pulls her into his arms for a dramatic dip and kiss.
SUPER A:
"Anyayare?"
SUPER M:
"Yung mga TMBs at Spogifies nagbabanatan sa gitna ng Luneta! Kailangan natin silang patigilin bago pa lumaki ang gulo!"
SUPER A:
"Asus. Wala yan. Ano bang ginagawa nila? Battle for supremacy? Anong klaseng battle yan?"
SUPER M:
"Teka, inaadjust ko lang tong satellite feed natin para mapanood natin sila ng live."
SUPER A:
"Susmaryosep! Tignan mo nga! Yung TMBs paikot ikot lang tapos di pa sabay sabay! Ano ginagawa nung Spogifies? Zoom in! Amplify audio!"
--- AUDIO INTENSIFIES ---
SUPER M:
"Mute audio! Mute audio! Sira ka ba? Gusto mong sumabog utak nating dalawa? Super A, kailangan na nating makialam! Tignan mo! Yung isang tindero ng lobo namamaluktot na sa sakit ng tenga! Tsaka awwww lumipad na lahat ng balloons niya."
SUPER A:
"Paano tayo makakalapit sa mga yan? Baka nasa Baclaran pa lang tayo tunaw na utak natin sa kasintunaduhan nang mga Spogify na yan. At kung makatsamba naman tayong makalapit baka tamaan tayo ng mga TMBs! Mahirap i-predict ang movements nila!"
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Super M pushes a button on the wall revealing a hidden panel of weapons and gadgets
SUPER M:
"Noise cancellation Earbuds! It's pretuned to recognize only our voices so we can still hear each other."
SUPER A:
"Paano yung TMBs?"
SUPER M:
"Daanan natin si Ms. Geleen Eugenio. Kahit anong grupo kaya nyang pakilusin ng sabay sabay!"
SUPER A:
"Halika na! May isang ice cream vendor na ang nagtatangkang pumasok sa loob ng ice cream cart niya! Sayang yung ice cream! Mamaya nga pala pauwi paalala mo bibili tayo ng Magnolia Mango Caramel. Naubos ko na kagabi yung isang pint eh."
SUPER M:
"Sige. Lezzgow! Anong sasakyan natin? Yung Super Jag ba? Yung Fantastic Van o yung Wonder Tricycle?"
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INT. SUPER MA HQ GARAGE
SUPER A:
"Luh. Huwag yung Jaguar. Pang super date nights lang yun. Yung Fantastic Van na lang kasi diba dadaanan pa natin si Ms Geleen?"
SUPER M:
"Fantastic Van it is! Lezzgow sagow!"
SUPER A:
"Teka! Power kiss muna tayo!"
SUPER M:
"Sige!"
ZOOM IN
The two super heroes share a long, heated kiss with Super M caged inside Super A's arms against the Fantastic Van's passenger side door.
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INT. SUPER MA HQ CONTROL & COMMUNICATION CONSOLE'S LIVE FEED
Center screen shows a mob of angry and fed up ice cream and balloon vendors ganging up on the battling groups with makeshift weapons until nobody is left standing, dancing or thank God, singing.
PAN TO:
Our super heroes are still kissing each other, their mission completely forgotten.
FADE OUT
YOU ARE READING
The (Mis)Adventures of Super MA
FanfictionA MaiChard AU that follows the life and adventures of Super M and Super A, two superheroes whose super powers are activated whenever they kiss.
