FADE IN:
EXT. ROOFTOP DECK, SUPER MA HQ - DAY
SUPER A can be seen looking out into the horizon as Super M quietly pores over her case files.
ZOOM IN TO SUPER M
SUPER M
"Totoo ba to? Nakatakas ang notorious criminal na si Sinister Sak mula sa high security prison cell nito! Naman o! Ang hirap hirap hulihin niyan the first time eh. Sino ba naka-assign na mga agents kay Sinister Sak?"
PAN TO:
SUPER A walks over to where Super M is seated, picks her up and sits her on his lap. He picks up another case file and looks it over.
SUPER A
"According to this report, sina Agents R & R ang naka-assign kay Sinister Sak. Eh kaya naman pala. Wag ka ng magtaka kung bakit nakawala."
SUPER M:
"Agents R & R? Sina Rogelio at Rogelia? Lord, sinong henyo nag-assign sa kanila?"
SUPER A:
"Subukan mo kayang basahin muna ng buo yung report para hindi humahaba tong dialogue natin at di napapagod magtype yung writer natin."
SUPER M:
"Naks. Sipsip sa writer. Kaya andami nating harot scenes no?
SUPER A:
"That's how it works."
SUPER M:
"Di rin. Hindi OSF si author. Sadyang tuwang tuwa lang siyang magsulat ng harot. O sige, back to business, yang kamay mo kung san san na naman nakarating. Behave. So paano na to? Kailangan na naman nating hanapin at hulihin si Sinister Sak bago pa ito makagawa ng panibagong nakaka-LSS na dance remix."
ZOOM IN TO SUPER A'S SMART WATCH AS IT SIGNALS AN INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM GENERAL BO S. SING.
SUPER A:
"General Sing, this is Super A. I'll be activating the hologram function so Super M can join in on the conversation, sir."
CUT TO:
INT. GENERAL BO S. SING'S OFFICE - DAY
GENERAL BO S. SING, a no-nonsense high ranking military officer in charge of SUPER MA missions and operations, sits behind a huge mahogany desk on a high-backed leather chair. He pulls his broad shoulders back and clears his throat.
GENERAL BO S. SING:
"Video call mo na lang. Wala kong suot na pantalon at nasa bahay na ko. Super MA, siguro naman nabasa niyo na ng buong buo ang mga pinadala kong case files tungkol sa pagtakas ni Sinister Sak mula sa--- yun na yun. Tinatamad na ko mag-recap. Kailangang mahanap niyo siya agad! Meron na ba kayong action plan? HOY RESPETO NAMAN O. PANAY ANG HARUTAN NIYONG DALAWA DYAN. KAUSAP KO KAYO EH. WAG GANUN. ANG LIKOT TULOY NG SCREEN! NAHIHILO NA KO HUY!"
CUT TO
EXT. ROOFTOP DECK, SUPER MA HQ - DAY
SUPER MA looks to have seemingly forgotten about the General on the other line and can be seen busy whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears, looking deeply into each other's eyes and tracing patterns on flushed, sensually charged skins.
--- INSERT AUDIO OF BLARING POLICE SIRENS ---
SUPER M:
"Ay anak ng kinakasama! What was th--- oh. Hehehehe. General, sir, chief. Sorry po. We're already working on tracking Sinister Sak's latest whereabouts. During our last encounter, we were able to implant a tracking device in his person. Once we triangulate his exact location, we will initiate immediate extract and arrest maneuvers."
GENERAL BO S. SING:
"G Force, ayaw niyo?"
SUPER A:
"They're currently executing numerous mall to mall civilian engagements with another agent from a different agency, Sir."
GENERAL BO S. SING:
"Very well. Proceed with your plan of-- ANAK NG HUY HINDI PA KO TAPOS! MAMAYA NA KAYO HUMA---"
SUPER M:
"Super A! Did you just deliberately terminate our transmission with General Sing?"
SUPER A:
"Low batt. Yaan mo na. Lika na ulit dito. Matindi tinding challenge na naman ang hinaharap natin dahil sa pagkakatakas ni Sinister Sak. Kailangan nating mag-ipon ng lakas!"
SUPER M:
"In other words...."
SUPER A:
"Kiss na tayo. Dali."
ZOOM IN:
Our intrepid and brave super heroes cuddle closer and lose themselves in a deeply passionate kiss complete with roving hands and wildly beating hearts, thudding against their chests as their bodies melt into each other.
CUT TO:
INT. SUPER MA HQ'S CENTRAL COMM SCREEN SHOWING SINISTER SAK'S CURRENT EXACT LOCATION
CUT TO:
A dark alley behind an imposing structure somewhere along Mother Ignacia Street in Diliman, Quezon City. A group of thugs can be seen holding down a bound and gagged Sinister Sak. A lone hooded figure sashays closer, each movement punctuated with a head toss and a barely discernible whiny. With a nod from their leader, the thugs remove Sinister Sak's gag.
SINISTER SAK, a once world- renowned DJ who has an affinity for shiny, blaring wind instruments, recoils in horror as he addresses the lone figure.
SINISTER SAK:
"You?! I tell you I already do the challenge with Super MA! I no want to do it with you! Let me go!"
ZOOM OUT:
The hooded figure's equine-sounding laugh can be heard from blocks away as it advances closer to Sinister Sak.
FADE OUT
YOU ARE READING
The (Mis)Adventures of Super MA
FanfictionA MaiChard AU that follows the life and adventures of Super M and Super A, two superheroes whose super powers are activated whenever they kiss.
