The Neck and the Chair

Hajime kept starring at his reflection in the mirror because after 20 years of living, he finally realized that his head was slanted.

Oikawa was passing by when he saw one of those dudes from that boy band. Oikawa realized that "that dudes" head was slanted so he decided to consult him about it. "Hey 'that dudes' your head is slanted" he said.

Hajime looked up and saw a dude with a neck longer than Kai's. "What?"

"Your head is slanted." Oikawa repeated.

"I know what you said, and as if you're like any better. What are you, a giraffe?!" Hajime said, wildly.

"At least I'm not like crooked man!" Oikawa shouted back. He grabbed the chair Hajime was sitting on and raised it above his head. "Hey! What are you doing?" Hajime exclaimed. "We need to fix your head. If I hit it hard enough, maybe it'll get fixed. " Oikawa explained then smashed the chair on Hajime's head.

"Ow!"

After recovering from Oikawa's "attack," Hajime went wild, so wild that he smashed two chairs at Oikawa's head. "Then let's hit your head too. Maybe it'll go down and make your neck shorter."

Oikawa's neck cracked and he felt a bone being fractured, making it stick out of his neck. "HAH! WHO'RE YOU CALLING CROOKED MAN NOW!" Hajime laughed, maniacally in a wild way. With his dying breath, Oikawa took a chair, stepped a few feet back and jumped serve the chair directly at Hajime's head.

Hajime's head flew off, causing him to die. The bone that was sticking out of Oikawa's neck stabbed his oh-so-beautiful face which was the reason for him to die.

After that, Kakeru was the one tasked to prepare Hajime's burial, but since he's poor, he decided to just throw the body and head in the river, not before taking his wallet. In there, he also met Kageyama who was dancing after he also threw Oikawa's body in the river.

Author's note:

These ideas came out spontaneously so don't expect the grammar to be correct :3 My friend was the one who kept on insisting that Hajime's head was slanted and Kai's neck was long -_- but Oikawa's neck is still longer XD