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A NYAN STORY

(*Reads the story* ...^^ You can skip this, I insist!)

F: I AM A NYAN CAT CALLED FANYAN AND I POOP OUT RAINBOWS! crEaTiVe)

*Tries to poop rainbows but farts instead*

Oh.. ;-; *Uses farts for transportation in spes(spezzzzz)*

*Sum Nyans die because of toxic gas(fart)(Press F in the chat🙏)*

IM GOING TO NYAN CASTLE TO MET KWEEN!
*Arrives at castle in spes and walk to throne room contaminated with fart*

.....

IT'S EMPTY! *Notices kween nyan crown and puts it on* I AM KWEEN! OBEH MEE!

Silence

Where did evybody go (oH, I dUnNo)?

Meanwhile....

The farts contaminate all nyan cities and places. Since FANYAN become kween, evyone farts instead of pooping renbows and kills each other (Woah woAh there O-O).. Evybody screems, and toxic gas spreads..

Then suddenly, there is one nyan call HANYAN who still poop renbows go to casle to save evyone. HANYAN have gASMAsK so she breath(*heAvY bReAtHIng*).

FANYAN sees HANYAN and iz mad cuz ShE no fart.

F: WHY U NO FART?!

H: .... Idk (same man, idk what I'm reading either ( ；∀；))

F: I MEK Y FART! FITE ME! *Runs to HANYAN to fite*

H: *Punch FANYAN when close and FANYAN get punch to DA NYAN HOL OF DOOM*

F: NYOOOO! * Gone *

H: *Tek out gASMAsK and put on kween crown n evyone poop ot renboo again, all fart disappear* I SEV EVYONE!

All nyans: YE!!

Suddenwey, one NYAN wid gun shoot evyone and also died.

;~;

(How anticlimactic XD XD It's not even funny at all ;-;)