Authors note:
Okay. So this random peice of randomness is a poem I found whilst tidying my room. (I can't say that my room looks a good deal betterer-a perfectly valid word-than it did before I tidied my room. What can I say-I get too distracted by the exotic and fantastical objects of unknown origin that appear to habitate within the walls, draws and cupboards of my room. On the other hand, I can't say that my room looked like a bombsite prior to the tidying. Sorry, I've just realised that I have veered off topic and begun speaking of a topic that I could write some awesome shabizzle about-"The girl, the room and the feather duster." It has potential. Anyway....back to the point...) As I was saying, I found this poem the other day in a tiny little notepad from years and years ago. Don't take it too seriously and just enjoy it.
Let me tell you this poem,
Let me tell you this rhyme,
It all begins with once upon a time.
Once upon a time,
Once upon a moon,
There once was a dish
Who ran away with the spoon.
While the cat played the fiddle,
The cow ran to a wall
Where, in shock,
An egg began to fall.
It fell with a BUMP!
It fell with a CRASH!
Poor Humpty Dumpty
Just went smash
What a sad poem,
What a sad rhyme
Poor Humpty Dumpty's
Reached the end of his time!
