One shots 5sos (boyxboy)

Pain and constipation- Lashton❤️

Ashton's POV (get ready to die)

I wish, that Luke would just have sex with me!!! All the time I walk around my dìck is up waiting for him! I don't really care what we do, if he don't want me to stick it up his ass then okay at least relieve me some how.

I walked into our house with just my spongebob panties on. I walk over to were Luke is just sitting on a stool just staring out the window. I walk over to him slowly an I taped him on the shoulder, "Luke? What are you doing?" He turns to me with tears in his eyes.

"Im sowwy ash! I really am I know you want to stick your dick up my shitty ass but I can't I'm n pain!!!" He dropped to the floor balling his eyes out. What the actual fuck?

"Lukey what do you mean? Why are you in pain?" Right then Luke's head shot up and an started prancing around the house.

While prancing around I noticed Luke had turned into a half of a unicorn with Hannah Montana hair. He stops and looks at me. The lights dim drastically and he stopped prancing abruptly and looked straight at me and said,

"Because constipation!! I don't want your cock up my shitty ass!!!" I stopped and stared at him for a moment and then turned into Michael Jackson. I ran to to the fashion show stage that was in the middle of the room and started singing, "pain and constipation! Pain an constipation!"

Luke was still prancing around crying and singing 'best of both worlds' at the top of his lungs.

When I finally decided to step down from the stage I ran opened the door and looked out side to see Calum standing in a red dress and lipstick on. He walked over towards me and said hotly in my ear, " wanna have some fun?" I nodded excitedly while he pulled Cheerios out from behind his back with one of his four arms.

I jumped up excitedly and hit my head on the roof.

Third person POV.

When Ashton hit his head Michael came in stealing him from Calum and Luke. Luke was still singing Hannah Montana, but eh grew a 10 inch dick on his back. He walked over to Calum and shoved it up his ass.

Calum and Luke both died while Michael took Ashton an threw him into a volcano full of kittens. Ashton died then Michael headed back to the house to find his love, Calum, dead. Tears made of gumdrop spilled out of his eyes and walked over to a dead Luke and shoved his dick up Luke's ass, when he pulled out he had shit on his dick and almost died. While ghost Luke and Ashton came over to a dyeing Michael and said in sync, "there was pain and constipation." And then Michael died with shit on his dick.

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I NEED TO DIE IN A FOOKING WHOLE FOR FUCK SAKE AND YES I KNOW THERE ARE ERRORS BUT I REALLY COYLDNT GIVE A FLYING FUCK SO YOU SHOULDNT EITHER!!

There will be more like this.

ASHTON NEEDS TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS

So anyway I'll see you soooooon or not bc I rlly don't know you