Maple: "WELCOME EVERY KITTEN TO THE CAT TALK SHOW!!!!"
Poptart: "We talk to famous cats such as warriors, internet sensations, bloggers, and youtubers!"
Rainbow: "Yeah! Today we have er, Huey The Kung Fu Sensei? Really Maple?!"
Maple: *smiles deviously* "Yup!"
Brownie: "Bring him out already!"
Furball: "Okay Brownie!"
Maple: "Welcome to the cat talk show! Pleased to see you again! How are you Huey!?"
Kung Fu Huey: "Good thank you for the welcome Maple!"
Maple: "Great! Now Rainbow here has some cards that have some questions on them. You read the question and then answer it! Simple right? *smiles evilly*"
Rainbow: Here's the cards, the have some chocolate on them, Brownie spilled chocolate salad on them at breakfast.
Kung Fu Huey: Erm, okay? First question. Who was your first apprentice and what happened to them? My first apprentice was my brother Shadow, he is now one of my top trainers and assistant sensei.
Poptart: Okay, may I ask you, how did you gain your first apprentice? What rank were you at?
Kung Fu Huey: I was still assistant sensei when I gained Shadow as my apprentice, I encouraged him to get out of the kit lounge and start kicking tail! KARATE CHOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Furball: AHH THE GLASS TABLE! HURRY CLEAN UP JANITORS WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY I CAN FIRE YOU! I AM YOUR MANAGER!
Brownie: She may be backstage but man she is loud!
Rainbow: I think my eardrums just popped...
Maple: Erm, anyways guys I think that's all for today on the Cat Talk Show. See ya'll next time folks! BYEEE!
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The cat Talk Show Season 1
Humor2019 edit (3 years after the fact lol): im keeping this public just so i can make people cringe i lowkey wanna continue just to laugh at how stupid i can possibly make it