Maple: WELCOME TO THE CAT TALK SHOW!
Poptart: A show where we, Maple, me, Rainbow, Brownie and our manager Furball ask famous cats such as internet sensations, youtubers, movie stars and BLAH BLAH BLAH! Let's get on to the show!
Rainbow: Today we have Garfield, a movie, and comic sensation known by many! Come on out lasagna lover!
Furball: SENDING HIM OUT! GARFIELD!!!! THEY'RE READY!
Brownie: Welcome to The Cat Talk Show Garfield! How are you?
Garfield: Yes, now where's my lasagna? Odie better not have eaten it!
Maple: That's for after the show. Now, Rainbow here has some cards with questions on them. You pick one, read the question, and answer it! Simple right?! *smiles deviously*
Garfield: Okay, question one, what is your favorite thing about Arlene and why? Also, what is the worst thing about her? Her jokes. She is so funny. The worst thing about her is her rudeness. She can act very displeasing and blame it on me.
Poptart: Interesting, interesting. Now, if I were to send this tape of you saying this to her which I TOTALLY didn't do. What would you do?
Garfield: Probably punch you in the face.
Rainbow: OKAY NEXT QUESTION!
Garfield: Okay, question two. How did you get adopted? Well, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I WAS BORN THERE! Question three, How stupid do you think Odie is? In a one-ten stupidity rate, nine and a quarter.
Brownie: O_O Wow.
Poptart: TROOOLLLLLLL! COME ON! Oh, we're filming? Sorry, talking to my video game.
Rainbow: *stares at Poptart* Er,
Maple: Uh, okay. Um CUT! See ya'll next time on the cat talk show!
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The cat Talk Show Season 1
Humor2019 edit (3 years after the fact lol): im keeping this public just so i can make people cringe i lowkey wanna continue just to laugh at how stupid i can possibly make it
