Supernatural Preferences

Part 25 - Pick Up Lines

-Dean

You were a bartender at the bar he just so happened to walk into. The first thing he did when he say you was smirk and look you up and down, manly stopping at your chest. "Is your father a baker? Because you have a nice set of buns." He says, still staring at what little cleavage you showed. You just rolled your eyes and went off to take someone's order.

-Sam

Sam met you at a dance club. This was when his soul was left in Lucifer's cage. He walked right up to you and asked "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" You glanced up at him and smiled. "Try again next time Sasquatch, but don't try with a pickup line, they don't suit you." You simply said, patted his chest lightly and walked away laughing with your friends.

-Adam

It was just another day at the restaurant where you worked. Sighing when you looked at the clock realizing you had another six hours to go. You were sat on a stool scrolling through your phone when the dinging of the door caught your attention.  Three men walked in. You rolled your eyes already knowing one of them. Making their way towards you the younger looking one sat besides you. 

"Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel!" He said with a small grin. You couldn't help but giggle. "You must be Dean's brother." You say and got up. There weren't many people in the cafe but you still couldn't sit around doing nothing. 

You brought out Sam and Dean usual drinks and looked at the youngest man. "And what can I get for you Hun?" You ask. Adam gave you a cheeky grin and replied with "You." You rolled your eyes muttering under your breath walking away, leaving the three men who were dying of laughter. 

-Bobby

Bobby and you were always good friends. He'd sometimes joke around and try cheesy yet sweet pickup lines. There's this one time he said to you "Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?" You laughed but blushed slightly at how sweet it was.

-John

You were friends with Bobby Singer, who was also good friends with John. Bobby had invited everyone over for a poker night. John couldn't take his eyes off of you and when he finally got you alone he managed to say "Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?" You just stared at him for a moment then walked away. You didn't like pickup lines.

-Castiel

The first words Cas had ever said to you were "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you." Ever since then, you two were inseparable.

-Crowley

Crowley was a good friend of yours. You weren't with him but you flirted all the time. Come the day Crowley asked you to be his girlfriend he used a cheesy pickup line. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together." He had said to you, you had smiled at him and told him how cheesy but sweet he was.

-Lucifer

Lucifer was always flirting with you. And I mean always. There wasn't a day that Lucifer wouldn't tell you a pickup line of gave you thousands

of compliments. But one day, this certain pickup line stood out and maybe you blush from your ears all the way down your neck "Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more." You had bit your lip and gave him glances here and there for the rest of the day.

-Gabriel

Gabriel was standing behind you in a general store the day you first met him. You felt eyes on you and turned around, seeing a cute guy staring at you. You were about to confront him about it when he suddenly said "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass." The only thing you could've done what bite down on your lower lip to stop the giggle fit you were about to have.

You finally managed to smile at him forgetting you were in the general store, your thoughts about the man were interrupted by the cashier calling out to you.

-Balthazar

Balthazar and you met a lot of times before and for some reason he'd always hit on you. But this time was different, you walked in the bar with Sam and Dean, wanting to have a few drinks after a long day. Somehow when you went up to order your drink you heard the familiar voice.

"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!" You only groaned and turned to see Balthazar with a smirk on his face. "Nice try babe, try again another day when I'm in the mood to deal with your pickup lines." You said paying for your drink and walked over to join Sam and Dean.

-Benny

You and Benny had been tied to the hip since Dean introduced you when he got out of Purgatory.

Several months after that, Benny and you had started dating. You were both currently sitting on a blanket outside of Bobby's watching the first snowfall. Benny had glanced over at you and softly whispered "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you." Which caused you to smile and give him a peck on his lips. "Pickup lines at a time like this?" You mumble against his lips. He only kissed you back, not bothering to respond. "It was sweet though." You whispered, giving him another kiss.

(Can't think of one right now for Samandriel but I will let you all know when I post it (: )