The Life and Times of a Fan(boy?) with Unusual Interest Combinations

That's not a car! (According to me, at least.)

Random guy: Oh hey, nice Volkswagen!
Random guy #2: Thanks.
Me: WHERE WHERE THERE'S A WAGON FILLED WITH DOLLFIES AND DOLLFIE DREAMS WHAT WHAT WHAT WHERE ARE THEY AND HOW MUCH DO THEY COST ARE THEY CUSTOMS I NEEEEEEED THEEEEEEM ALLLL
Random guy: What? What are you talking about? What?