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Homestuck High 2nd Gen

Philips stood in front of her classroom greeting her new students (who were all taller than her) and sees a kids with what looks like trouble finding their class.

She asks the kid, "hey, is there anything I can help you with?"

Paige looked up at the woman before immediately averting her gaze to the floor. She began playing with her hair, nervously. "Y..yes ma'am... I'm supposed to go to...." She paused, reading her schedule. "Miss Philip's then to Mr. Amos's" She paused again, squinting at the paper. "Lab of love?""

Philips chuckled before replying, "well I'm miss. Philips," she put her hands on Paige's shoulders and in a sereous tone added, "and you poor poor thing. I won't let you go to his class."

"B..but the... p..principal said that I have to... if i want t..to graduate.." She mumbled.

"Who's the princabule?" She asks with a stern expression.

" Mrs. Lin...."

She sighs before saying, "alright, but if he does anything and I mean ANYTHING odd, you come and get me. Now come class needs to start." She begins to go into her class room.

Paige nodded then quickly followed, hiding behind Philips.

"Hey, you need to go and take a seat." She whispered.

A small whimper escaped her lips but she hurried to the back of the class and sat down. Unfortunately she sad down next to Cupid. Amos's son. And just about as perverted as Amos.

Philips smiled before starting, "hello class, I'm miss. Philips. Now, as you're all expecting me to lay out all the rules and expectations, I will. But they won't all be the same as you think that they might be. So I'm gonna lay out the basics. But instead if these being like, "no running in the halls" or any of that crap. Oh no. You're all going to have to pay attention for this."

"Paying attention. Now hurry up with the rules and crap so we can get to my dad's class." Cupid shouted, making the class erupt in laughter.

"That wasn't even funny...." Paige muttered.

"Heeeeyyyyyyy there, cutie! " He said, winking and leaning over to her.

A cheasecake pan hits Cupid I'm the face. The class turns to see an irritated Philips holding up a banana cream pie.

"Any more disruptions?" Philips asks in a sickly sweet tone.

"No? Good, as I was saying. You will be here until graduation unless you divide to drop out. Which I gurentee most of you will by the end of the month. These rules are the basics of survival. You will be given room and bord, but if you do any damage, the repares are coming out of your pocket. Don't sware. Ever. Don't ever eat a corn dog. Don't do anything sexual. Don't be a PERVERT. And don't ever. EVER. Go into the kitchen. Any questions?"

Philips smiles with a canon filled with banana cream pies ready to fire.

"How the fuck are we supposed to-"

Paige covered Cupid's mouth. "No questions."

Philips sighs "I warned you."

A giant mace brakes through the wall revealing Miss. Arctus with her classic grin.

Paige ducked under her desk and covered her head, wheezing and gasping for air. Cupid rolled his eyes and gracefully leaped from his desk to on the woman's head. A bow and a few arrows appeared in his hands. He immediately shot them into her shoulders before once again, gracefully jumpimg to the ground. He snapped his fingers and an electrical pulse ran through her body, causing her to fall.

"Ugh... Mortals.." He grumbled, wiping himself off.

He glanced at Paige under her desk and pointed to Philips.

"She's having a panic attack. Take her outside somewhere quiet"

Philips pulled out her phone and sends a message.

Rolling her eyes she goes over to page and begens to shooh pap her before saying,"you're going to the special class." To Cupid.

"Nope don't wanna." He grumbled, sitting down in front of Paige, on the floor.

He smiled at her. "Doin alright? "

She shook her head.

Page looks in horror and Philips smirks as they both are looking behind Cupid.

Uresia stand up and sighs before asking, "have you told them?"

Philips lazily grins before saying, "nope, I wanted them to find out for them selves."

"OH COME ON, THAT SHOULD'VE PARALYZED YOU, YA SOW" He screamed in frustration, getting back up. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"

Uresia shruggs before putting her mace in her strife portfolio.

"I dono."

She then walks over to Philips' chair and props her feet on the desk.

He rolled his eyes and returned his attention to Paige who seemed to be doing fine now.

"You can stop shoosh papping me, now, miss...."

She mumbled before letting Cupid help her up.

"Youkin! Could you please come here real quick?" Philips asks as she stands up.

Youkin shruggs and walks over to Philips nodds, huggs her and walks over to Paige.

"Hey."

Paige gawked at the stranger. "H..hiii...paige...name......my..." She stuttered.

Cupid glared at Youkin. "Yo sis."

Youkin grins and says, "sup lill' bro! Hi Paige, I'm Youkin, wanna walk to our next class together?"

Paige nodded,  still gawking.

"W..wait!!" Cupid shouted causing her to stop and look back at him, confused. "U...uh... I'll join... you two.."

Youkin shook her head before motioning for him to hurry up still grinning.