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The signs camping:

Aries: AHHH! SPIDER!
*Has a heart attack*

Taurus: Holyyyyyyyy Gwakamoli!

Gemini: There is no good food here! I'm gonna sue!

Cancer: *Cries in the tent because they saw a cicada*

Leo: *Tries to flirt with the grounds keeper*

Virgo: *Praying that this is a prank*

Libra: *Waiting for they're pedicure*

Scorpio: I want to kill all of you.

Sagittarius: Where is the hotel?

Capricorn: *Stays up until 4:30 in the morning*

Aquarius: *Start's to spaz about the bathrooms*

Pisces: What's the wifi password?

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