zodiac signs summed up
ARIES: wild imbecile
TAURUS: ketchup loving odd bod
GEMINI: unoriginal smelly nympho maniac
CANCER: meme loving sicko
LEO: self obsessed queen bee
VIRGO: organised piece of intelligent trash
LIBRA: an eccentric flower
SCORPIO: that one person that everyone pretends to like
SAGITTARIUS: cold careless and unemotional
CAPRICORN: probably sneaks out to parties every night
AQUARIUS: long overdue for a hair cut
PISCES: small pissbaby who thinks they understand art
