How To Be A Heart Breaker

willow horler

"Lucy what did you do to your hair!?"
"Died it?" Kitty sat at the other side of my bed gawking at my new hair, it was funny because she looked like a goldfish out of water...
"I know that you silly mare, but why ???"
"Going for a new look, don't you like it?"
"I like it but what would asshole think of his chosen girl friend changing her hair style to emo and dying it black with blue dip dye??"
"Why would he think at all about his chosen girl friend when he can think about his chosen fuck buddy" I say, my mouth becoming bitter by the second.
"What do you mean??"
I turn away because I could feel my tears coming again, threatening to escape anytime soon.
"You know you said not to put all my trust in Daniel?"
"Yes" kitty answered with suspesion.
"Your right"
"I know I am, I'm always right" beginning to laugh to lighten the mood but then she senses there's more "proceed" she says once again engaged.
"Daniel...Dan...he... Cheated....on me" I tried to breath as I calmed my self, I tried to say it like I didn't care but my voice broke and kitty knows me too well to know better.
"Right! I've got the car, rope and sledge hammer and you have the gun and bail money, get up we are leaving NOW, hurry up Lucy!" Kitty began to ramble on about how she was gonna torture him as I sat dazed for a moment.
"K" I say quietly
"I'll rip his baby balls off and make him eat them, then turn him inside out so he knows how females are treated for once!!!!"
"Kitty Alison kleaver shut up and listen!!!" Kitty looked at me stunned since I was usually quiet. "Noones killing anyone, I'm fine and its his loss ok?"
"Ok..."
"Right we are going to town"
"I'd love to but why?"
"I'm going to change my name to willow instead of Lucy and I need cloths to go with my new hair and name"
"You sure about this?"
"The one who was ready to kill someone and end up somewhere with no netflix or jack is asking me if I'm sure?"
"True"
"Right then let's go"
"Yes boss!"
"Funny, real funny k" I say rolling my eyes.