STUCK WITH HIM, jake fitzgerald.

[28] kik

jaKe fitz
good morning sunshine

rosalie gold
im sleeping
go away

jaKe fitz
:(
but i wanna talk to you

rosalie gold
dont care

jaKe fitz
oh but you do

rosalie gold
oh but i dont

jaKe fitz
why are you so mean

rosalie gold
probably cause I'm trying to get my beauty sleep
and ur lil bitch ass wont let me :/

jaKe fitz
smh
like you need beauty sleep

rosalie gold
its to early for cute shit
stop ✋

jaKe fitz
never

rosalie gold
rood

jaKe fitz
its rude of me to never stop complimenting you?

rosalie gold
..........yes

jaKe fitz
oH GUESS WHAT
almost forgot to tell you

rosalie gold
what

jaKe fitz
I had a dream about you last night

rosalie gold
its too early for me to be listening to you tell me about some weird sex dream you had with me
go to bed

jaKe fitz
it wasn't a sex dream

rosalie gold
mhm sure
lies

jaKe fitz
i swear it wasn't :(

rosalie gold
fiNe
what was it

jaKe fitz
blEss
ok so basically

rosalie gold
wait
before you start
why are we texting??
we're literally across from each other just in different rooms??
and should i order pizza??

jaKe fitz
because you locked me out your room?? ?
and yes

rosalie gold
oh that's right
i got salty cuz u didnt bring brooke with u to see me

jaKe fitz
i said sorry ://

rosalie gold
sorry doesn't fix everything ://

jaKe fitz
ill bring brooke with me next time??

rosalie gold
you better smh

jaKe fitz
unlock your door??

rosalie gold
no?? i just got out of the shower??
im still naked??

jaKe fitz
all the more reason to unlock the door

rosalie gold
nah

jaKe fitz
rood

rosalie gold
stop trying to facetiming me
I'm not facetiming you while im naked

jaKe fitz
what kind of gf are you :///

rosalie gold
im not one??

jaKe fitz
li??es??
we kissed
that means we're together

rosalie gold
but did you give my dad three goat for my hand?? no?? so guess who doesn't have a gf?? hint: its the jaKe !!!!!

jaKe fitz
um you're clearly worth six goats
smh

rosalie gold
well you didn't provide my dad with six goats
so ur still single

jaKe fitz
shut up and be my girlfriend :////

rosalie gold
nah

jaKe fitz
please :///

rosalie gold
order pizza and ill think about it :///

jaKe fitz
i thought you were ordering pizza

rosalie gold
too lazy :////

jaKe fitz
fine
but you have to unlock your door
:///

rosalie gold
ugh fine
ur so needy ://///

jaKe fitz
just when im with you :////

rosalie gold
shut up and order my pizza :///

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i thought it'd be funny if at the beginning id make it seem like it was a dream and then i was like sike bitchachos its real

and i think we all know the dream jake had really was a sex dream smh i cant handle all the lies in this book ://////