osomatsu san oneshots ( old n cringy )

~Friends~ Osomatsu x PastelGoth!Reader

Bad title is bad.

I was literally just gonna put (Insert Smart Title Here)

Requested by TheCatsTurntable

B/f/n is female
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"Uh, Y/n?"

"What is it B/f/n?"

"Are you sure you're gonna wear that?"

You haven't seen a lot of pastel goths. You kinda considered yourself the only one in Japan.

No, you didn't count cosplayers.

You've always been questioned on the things you wear. Even your best friend questions you.

You didn't mind. It just gets annoying.

Like right now.

"Yes I'm wearing this"

"Alright it's just... People might judge you..."

"Why's that?"

"Your shirt is literally a unicorn with it's head separated from it's body Y/n"

You looked down at your shirt. You chuckled lightly.

"So?"

"Never mind you're hopeless"

You rolled your eyes as you trailed behind her. You both were currently in the park.

B/f/n had invited you since you loved walks in the park. Especially with your best friend.

She was only here to hit on the hot guys.

Classic B/f/n.

You both walked along the path that went under the trees. You adored the trees in the fall.

You looked ahead and noticed a man in a red hood. He seemed to be laying against the bridge.

B/f/n nudges you lightly, "Look up there Y/n, your future husband. You're both alike"

You stared at her, "How?"

"You're both loners"

You punched her arm as she chuckled. She winked at you and started to walk over to the red hooded man.

You facepalmed.

"Hello Sir. How are you today?"

"Bummed"

"Well I have someone you can talk to! GET OVER HERE Y/N!"

You reluctantly trudged over to her.

"This is my friend Y/n"

"Best friend"

"Yes. Now, she is an expert in cheering people up"

"I am?"

"Yes you are. She will now cheer you up"

"I will?"

"Yes you will. Go on Y/n" She pushed you lightly. She then walked back to a nearby bench and have you a thumbs up.

You smiled weakly. You turned to face the one you were supposed to cheer up. You sat down next to him.

"Hello"

"Hi"

Silence.

"What's wrong?"

More silence.

"My brothers don't really care. I tried to visit them and be a good brother but they just hate me"

You silently nodded, processing what he said.

"Also your shirt is making me sad"

You glared.

"What are you wearing anyway?"

You glared harder.

"I'm a pastel goth you idiot" You sneered. He tilted his head.

You sighed, "Pastel and goth mixed together to form one style"

He nodded, pretending to understand.

"Anyways, you probably just aren't bonding with them the right way. Either that or they must really hate your guts"

Now it was his turn to glare.

"Hey, I never caught your name"

"I'm Osomatsu"

You smiled, "I'm"

"Y/n. I know. You're friend over there must be a handful"

You sweat dropped, "She sure is" You smiled at her as she waved, making herself look like an idiot.

"Well, I must go. Remember, bonding helps and I am bad with advice"

"I can tell" He waved goodbye.

You turned to B/f/n, a large smile on her face.

"How'd it go? You both friends now or what?"

"We're friends"

"Good I accomplished something"

"What's that?"

"Get you a boyfriend"

"I hope you meant it they way I thought you did"

"Depends on how you think I said it~"

"B/F/N?!"

She giggled and ran away, making you chase her.

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AHHHH THIS IS BAD

I'm sorry if you didn't like it...

I'm tired...

Ugh...

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