Cookie pov
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It was a typical day of the retard family of Me and John.
I was walking up to my apartment and unlocked the door. Then I opened the door, i only heard the weirdest things ever. John was playing Hunipop. Welp, I'm fucked.
Me: Really??
John: You scared me
Me: Roy, it not good for your health when you play porno games.
John: Damn Hughes
Me: I know, I'm fabulous
John: No, I am
Me: SHUT up
John: Make me :p
Me: >:(
Them Mark came back from the Grumps Station. I hug him and indeed hug back. Then I heard John " throw up" sound. He's jealous of me.
John: You guys make me sick
Me: Roy, you jelly?
John: Shut it, Hughes
Me: Make me
John: ALLY
Ally: Yessssssssss?
John: HALP me with this child
Ally: And why that?
John: I'm jealous
Ally: Because you are married with a brave girl who is also a awesome shooter and probably shoot you.
Me: Proud of you, Hawkeye
Ally: And Proud of you, Hughes to make it to Brigadier General.
Me: ☆v☆
Ally: :)
John: ._.
Mark: What the fuck is going on?
John: Oh, hi Mark, my name is John and this lovely women is my wife , Ally.
Me: My smart , yet act retard imaginary Friends.
Mark: So, you have non-existent friends? Cool.
Me: Why , thnks babe
Mark: You're welcome, Maes jr.
Me: *KAWAII OVERLOADS*
Mark: I make my babycakes proud!
John: yes, you do
Ally: *KAWAII OVERLOADS too*
Mark: Well, Cookie, I going to bed. G'night!♡
I kissed Mark goodnight.
John: welp, that was interesting.
Ally: Oh shut it
Me: Roy, I have a idea
John : What is it, Hughes?
Me: We should watch FMA: Brotherhood.
John: *praying to the wall, because he have a feeling of Cookie picking Episode 10* What episode?
Me: Episode 1,5,10, and 30.
Ally: No 10, Cookie!!
Me: PLZ
John and Ally: NO!!!
Me: Alright, then I can't watch the bonus episode of me and you , Roy. Our Origin of us.
John: change of plans
Ally: i agreed
We watched episode 1, which is the best of Brotherhood. Then episode 5, which is the shatter my heart of losing a 4 years old. Then worse of all, Episode 10. Which is my death and funeral. At least I throw a push knife at Lust's forehead.
Then Me and Roy origin story of us, back we were 18, and basically the Isvirh War. Determined Hughes and Depression Roy away.
By the time, it was done, Ally leave to go to sleep. And Me and John was laughing our own asses off about stupid shits. Then we talk about us in the FMA series.
Me: What happened to Hughes if he survived the bullet in his heart( and liver too)?
John: Basically, Envy will find out and instead of Hughes again, he will kill his wife and daughter. Sorry
Me: knew it. It might be impossible to survive a bullet in the liver part. A small chance of survival.
John : Yea
Me: I'm tired.
John: me too, Hughes, alright g'night .
Me: g'night, Roy.
We walked our separate ways to our rooms to sleep about death or life. Or stupid stuffs about Dinosaurs.
But sometimes, It fun to have a great friend who never existed in this fucked up world of today.
This is my story of dumb but fun restionship of two idiots of a lifetime.
This is Capitan, Major, Lt Coloniel, Brigadier General Maes Hughes signing off.
AKA Cookie.
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Markiplier Imagines❤
Фанфикшнit pretty self explanatory, just me and Mark, my ideas in 2015 were the worst... ( ain't nobody goes to read this crap)
