Markiplier Imagines❤

Imaginary Friends

□Cookie Pov■

I have imaginary Friends at the age 6.
It's funny how much I love my friends who never existed on this fucked up world. But hey, they keep me company when I get bored. And make stupid hilarious jokes about my favorite person. My favorite time with these fuckers was the time that Mark was at the Grumps place.

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My friend , John ( imaginary Friend)
was busy watching his special porn on YouTube ( it literally Fullmetal Alchemist on crack) and Ally (yes, another one of my friends ) was taking care of her children in the bedroom. Me, haha, fucking crying about the Roy Mustang's death and being buried next to his friend, Maes Hughes. Then John come up to me and snapped out of my problem.

John: You on crack
Me; I will slap you
John: Hughes, you can't, I'm dead like you.lol
Me: Don't talk to me, Ally please help
Ally: Ok, what happened, fuckers
Me: Your husband say I'm dead
Ally: it actually true...
Me:....FUCK....
John: lolz
Me:SHUT up
John: You can't
Me: Roy, I swear... You lucky that I ship You with Hawkeye..lolz
John(Roy): HUGHES!
Me(Hughes): Yessssssssss?
Ally (Hawkeye): I swear....*blushing *
Me: Hey, maybe I be in your office , hiding behind the door , and say " HEY, YOU FUCKERS , WHAT YOU DOING OVER THERE", HAHAHA
John: Omfg, haha

Ally leaved the room and me and John was laughing our own asses out.

Then Mark burst into the room with cookies in his hands. I stop laughing and John had that stupid innocent face.

Mark: Why we're laughing about??
Me: Oh, you ruined my moment with John... sorry Roy
Maek: uh, who that..
Me; oh, my imaginary Friend
Mark:.....
Me: ALLY!!!
Ally: now what
Me: Marry Roy please? ?
Hawkeye: well, I already have married to Roy... He not invited to our marriage
Me (Hughes ): ROY MOTHER FUCKING MUSTANG, I KNOW FOR 11 YEARS AND YOU NEVER INVITED ME TO YOUR MARRIAGE PARTY!!!
Roy: welp, I'm fucked...

I chase John around the apartment and I have a imaginary push knife in my hand. John stop and said sorry. I'm felt disappointed.

Mark: uh, I go upstairs..
Me: I'm coming ( please don't )
John: I want to come
Ally: Nope, Sir , you disappointed Brigadier General Hughes enough.
John: awaww
Me: Never mind , just goodnight Markimoo

I kissed Mark goodnight and walk downstairs with Flame alchemist.

Me: I hate you
John: Oh Hughes, you never shut up about your daughter..
Me: I don't just gush about my daughter, I gush about my wife too.
John: But you don't have a wife
Ally: He meant Mark
John: I know
Me: You're lucky, you're not going to watch me rambling about Envy kill me in a telephone booth
John: I always there
Me: I know

Then A imaginary girl came out of nowhere, and she look like Envy. I screech and ran off to Mark's bedroom. It was my another imaginary Friends, Nana.

Me: You better be Armstrong, when I come back..
Nina: ♢OK♢
ME: Thnks

Then the Team Mustang went to bed.
And Roy and Hughes have a blast about Sonic and Tails with mini guns.

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