Cupcake Frosting

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     Why does everyone hate frosting. Like I get some frosting can be sugary but like some people can't even look at frosting without gagging. Honestly though why? It's like really basic and annoying to be like " ew tf, why did you give me this entire cake for my birthday when it has frosting on it? " First of all stop. You're too much sweetie. Eat the cake. I don't care if the cake it filled with human intestines, EAT IT. It doesn't matter. It's cake and all cake is good or at least average. And then there's the people WHO WIPE THE FROSTING ON THEIR CUPCAKE WRAPPER. Unless that frosting is so sugary your teeth are screaming don't do that. It's messy and a waste. Homeless people would lick that frosting off a floor at Costco. Where are your manners? And like frosting looks so cute when it's perfectly pipped like how can you not admire it. It's so beautiful. Maybe that's why you don't like frosting. You look at it and get jealous. Well guess what: YOU'LL NEVER BE AS PRETTY AS THAT GROCERY STORE CUPCAKE. Literally that's so rude that since you can not live up to a cupcake you have to be a rude CUNT I about it. Like calm done hoe.

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