For starters, I don't really think preschoolers have assemblies? I don't know I mean what would be so important that you have to tell it to a 4 year old
Then also thanks @ some people for somehow enjoying this you're a blessing
Glad my real true writing effort is displayed
Also this one is short rn cause I'm lazy
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Monokuma heaved a great sigh as he sat back in his chair. The class was silent, except for Leon still yelling inside the ball pit.
Hajime Hinata raised his hand.
"What is it, you ahogay motherhecker?" monotonously screeched (it's possible I'm sure) the abomination of a teddy bear.
"Well, see, it... it says here that there's supposed to be an assembly going on in 5 minutes, and-"
"YOU'VE GOT THAT WRONK" Naegi screamed, shooting Hinata in the face with multiple Nerf Darts.
"What in the fresh heck™" mused Chihiro as I try to figure out why the story just bolded and how exactly I get rid of that.
Kirigiri butted in with an explanation of sorts, stating "Naegi is correct. The assembly was actually supposed to have started 5 minutes ago. Learn to fucking read, Hinata. What're you, four?"
"Yesth," Hinata stated, pulling a Nerf dart off of his tooth. I figured out how to unbold it lol what magic.
Monokuma didn't even say anything at this point. The only thought echoing through his mind was "Another shot of morphine Another shot of morphineAnother shot of morphineAnother shot of morphineAnother shot of morphineAnother shot of morphineAnother shot of morphineAnother shot of morphineAnother shot of morphineAnother shot of morphineAnother shot of morphine,," But he finally settled on "Let's go down to the assembly."
Leon crawled out of the ball pit, plagued with pink eye and sadness.
