About half way thru the blunt I started seeing shit .I swore I saw a pink elephant dancing in the window, but I felt good as hell! Then I heard my mom pull up . Uh-Oh . Me and Marie Got up put out and hid the blunt started spraying air freshener and tried not looking high.
Marie : I look high ?
Me : Naw Me ?
Marie : Naw just play sleep if she come up
Me : alright - hears footsteps - shh she's coming
We both jumped in the bed and played sleep when she peeked in
- skips to next day -
The whole time I was at school Monae kept staring at me like she had a problem
Me: Excuse me is there a problem
Monae : Yup ! ion like you
Me: Oh - laughs - that's nice to know
Monae:-mumbles something under her breath -
Me: Baby girl speak up whatchu mumbling for ? if you got something to say please say it loud and clear.
Monae: Tf ? Who you ? if i had something to say i most def would say it .
Me: I'm Joey Df ! and apparently you did have something to say cause you mumbling shit under yo breath.
Monae: See now you needa calm yo five dolla ass down fo i have to beat yo ass in this school.
Me: Bitch please, Yo ass wouldn't bust a grape .-laughs-
Monae: -gets up- i bet yo ass ain't gone get in my face and talk that shit
Me: - gets up and get in her face - Like i said yo ass wouldn't bust a grape
Mr.Turner had seen what was going on and he assigned both of us detentions
