Pyrocynical: hey are u okay
Leafy: yeah I'm fine.
Pyrocynical: hey I watched some of your videos
Leafy: Fuk u
Pyrocynical: what's wrong
Pyrocynical: u ok
Leafy: yeah
Pyrocynical: wanna Skype
Leafy: sure ;)
Leafy: my name is Calvin.Vail
Leafy: from Uk
Pyrocynical: I added you
Leafy: wait... It's not showing up yet
Leafy: done I accepted the fuck out of it
Leafy: Comas?
Pyrocynical: just text me saying hi
Leafy: Foine.
------
Skype
Pyro Comas: Ay
Calvin: sup French fri
Pyro Comas: So harsh
Calvin: so how are you doing sir? I wanna know... Please answer me or I will lick your ass
Pyro Comas: I'm doing fine, mate.
Calvin: 😙
Pyro Comas: Focking hate emojis
Calvin: saaaaammmmme
Calvin: it's okay... I luv u mommy
Pyro Comas: Not you too! Every one of my subscriber calls me 'mom'
Calvin: haha loser
Pyro Comas: at least I got out of Machinima faster than you~
Calvin: -_- I fucking hate you
Calvin: but I like ya becuz you're weird
Pyro Comas: Anyways... Wanna call me or keep texting shit?
Calvin: yeah I'm lazy to text so let's just call
--- Calls
"Hello. This is Obama here, announcing that there will be fucking Pyro's taking over your souls...." Calvin joked around playfully. Niall cringed like he always did when talking to Calvin.
"Very noice, mate. But let's be honest here, that intro is so fucking cringy," Pyro replied calmly yet sarcastically. Calvin's eye twitched a bit.
'Wait a minute! Hold up! Is he sixty or.... Last time I checked, he looked fine as fuck, like chill, cool type guy.... AND HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE MARKIPLIER WITH A MUCH MORE DEEPER TONE ADDED TO IT WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!' Calvin thought.
Calvin turned on his camera to reveal himself. He had his glasses on which made it more awkward because he thought he looked like shit with them.
"Put on your camera, you fucking faggot!" Calvin said harshly as a joke. Niall rolled his eyes and turned on his camera.
"Takes one to know a faggot," Niall replied again.
'SAME FUCKING PERSON! HOW? HE'S DIFFERENT... Heyyyy... But I like different~' Calvin asked in his mind once again.
Calvin's phone started ringing with the ringtone of Idubbz' voice saying 'AYYYY! That's pretty gayyyy~'
Calvin walked into the corner and cringed while gripping onto some bleach. Pyro nodded his head with a straight face and cringed with him.
