Nico's Type

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Nico: Sorry, you're not my type.

Nico: My type is tall blond guys with hella good shoulders and biceps from all that archery and killer leg muscles and abs from all them sports and guys who sing like angels who play guitar and give me their hoodies when I'm cold and have musical laughter and are always happy to see me and are kind and sweet and understanding and like me for me. Hot and caring Apollo boys, my type is hot and caring Apollo boys.

Annabeth: Hell yeah, high five!

Percy: wtf, Annabeth.

Annabeth: stfu Percy, Apollo boys are hot. Let me be proud of baby Nico for a moment.

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