"Oh shiiiieeeeeeeeeet guRL." DIANALYN to DA BANKS said as she flaunted her bootycrack while salsaing down the street.
"The hell do you want you lil shit." Seth questioned as D had went psycho bitch and started twerkin in the middle of traffic.
D just shrugged her gucci ass shoulders, weave floppin everywhere.
"Goddamn Sethy-Poo-Boo-boo-honey-to-the-Roo," D's lips were twerkin to the beat of Super Bass as she said this heartwarmin message to her bff 4 lifez!!
"Yes guRL what does your gucci booty need 2day??" Seth had screamed into her eyesocket, melting them with his girly ass voice.
"Nothin baybez. Les go to the Beach-each, let's go get away." D had sang the last part with her bootylicious lips of pure gold honey.
"Ayyyyyyy girl how you doin." Harry Styels had said once we got to the beach.
"Dayum Sethy-Poo I believe those perky four nipples are waitin 4 u." D had cooed into my ear like i was some lil mama.
"Nah gurl he like that lil shit over der." Seth said pointing over the the one with the feathered hair.
"Awwww mane damn das some cute as shit guRL."
"Ye bb I ship it. Ship dat shit like it was Fed-fuckin-Ex." Seth had whispered sexily.
D quickly serveyed the Beach-each quickly.
"OoooOOoooOOoh lil bb Seth look at all dese fine as men."
"Dayum guRL dem abs be ca-raaaaaaaay."
"Right guRL."
And den mothafuckin Taylur Lautnar pooped up and and he was sweatin.
"Damn guRL dat dude be lookin' like he be poppin mollies."
it sudden came to both of us.
"Ooooooooooh." we both said in unison like we were motherfuckin siamese twins up in this shit.
He came up to D and turned out to be srs creep.
He touched her bootylicious booty and she curbstomped his booty.
Then Seth blacked out.
"OH NO BBY I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP." D yelled murderously.
(TO BE CONTINUED??!?!111?!11?)
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Short StorySeriously terrible. WARNING: Includes lots of mentions of twerking, booty, beyonce, and one direction,
