Terrible Oneshots. (OLD STORY)

The Adventures of Dianalyn Banks - HOW ONE DIRECTION WAS BORN

So there wuz Jillian walkin her sweetass down the streetz with her boyfrianz and she wuz all liek,

"Yo where dafuq is thee Dianalyn to the BA-ANKS at she betta not have ditched out on my ass I s2g."

Ironically Dianalyn suddenly flew straight into the ground like someone dropping into the ground like Skrillex dropping le bass. 

While checking to see if she was okay, Jillian ended up fallin into the hole and then her boyfrianz exploded into glitter, like Kesha had just thrown up all over the place.

Jillian then exploded too, but this time into musical notes that knew how to twerk.

DianaLYN then came out and dust exploded around her

after the dust settling, A WILD ZA-AYN Ma-LEEK APPEARED.

DIANALYN EVOLVED INTO...

TYRA BANKS!

WITH HER SUPERMODEL JUDGINGNESS AND HUGE BUST, SHE KNOCKED ZAYN OUT WITH HER TITS.

(which are almost as big as Marina's.)

idk does tyra bank have big tits?

whatever. 

ANYWAYS SO THIS HAPPENS

AND THEN THAT HAPPENED

AND ZAYN EXPLODED INTO FOUR OTHER PEOPLE THEN RECREATED HIMSELF

AND THAT IS HOW ONE DIRECTION WERE BORN.

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