Hey Everyone! I’m gonna make every part contain atleast 25 of these questions... Anyway, please comment the answers! It means a lot ;) And besides, no matter how wierd and crazy they are, this book was made for that, so don’t hesitate to give wacked out answers! I’m dedicating this to @kylaindira ‘cause she’s a good friend and I bet she’d laugh hard at no.50
1. After you watched toy story or the shaggy dog, have you tried talking with pets and toys?
2. If you could make a new type of food, how many people do you think will dislike it (and what’s the type of food?) ?
3. Imagine if you were walking home when suddenly a magic door/portal appeared and you went through it, where do you think it will take you?
4. Have you ever heard of... *drumroll*... BACON PIE?!?!?!?
5. How do you think BACON PIE tastes and smells?
6. You think BACON PIE’s awesome?
7. You think I’m asking too much BACON PIE questions??? (I bet 75% of you said yes)
8. Want some homemade grape candy? *offers you some candy*
9. If you somehow met with the robot unicorn from the game Robot Unicorn Attack, what would you do?
10. How many times have you blamed an innocent person on a fart you commited
11. When your little innocent cousin says “Someone murdered my candy bar...”, what do you say to him/her?
12. Who would be the most likely person you know to risk their life for a stuffed unicorn?
13. Have you ever heard my best friend scream?
14. Do you want to hear her scream? (99% of you will regret it if you somehow do hear it. TRUST ME)
15. Have you ever had short amnesia? (Short amnesia: When someone has gonne upstairs to get something but then forgets what they’re doing, and when they come back they realise what they were doing, like short memory. REALLY SHORT)
16. Remember the cream pie that you had before? If your enemy stole it and threw it at your face, what would you do? (I’d start a food fight)
17. You haven’t finnished your homework, have you?
18. If you and your friends were on OREO planet with people with OREOs for heads and OREO buildings, what would you and your friends do?
19. How many times have you ever failed on painting on a canvas
20. Will you get hungry if I told you that somewhere on earth, the Bacon Bacon truck was driving around a city block, cooking delicious sizzling bacon? (I bet you ARE hungry, huh?)
21. If you had a light saber right about now and a couple of burglers busted into your house right now, would you kick there butts?
22. What would be the most interesting and epic thing that you could imagine happening right now?
23. What would you do if I were to give you a cupcake gun?
24. How hard would you laugh if you imagined the most funny/embarrasing thing that can happen to your enemy?(I would laugh my butt off)
25. Do you think you will laugh if my best friends laughed?
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The Big Book of Random Questions
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