It was a bright September day. Kevin (Ed, Edd, N Eddy) was walking to Edd's House. He was feeling gleeful, but nervous. Butterflies in that niggas stomach.
In his hand he had a picnic basket, in it contained; some tampons, a bottle of APPLE CIROC SPONSORED BY THE ONE AND ONLY DJ KHALED: CELEBRATE SUCCESS RIGHT🍏🔑, some Hollywood Undead CDs, some heroin, a blanket with dicks on it, and Arizona Green Tea.
As he approached Edd's house he had a half chub. This was the first time he had ever got one, as he had erectile dysfunction caused by being like 10.
Kevin knocked on Edd's door. picnic basket still in his hand.
When Edd answered Kevin blushed. This was a suprise visit.
"Hi baby! What's up?" Edd said.
"Just decided to drop in for a suprise picnic!" Kevin replied, a smirk on his face.
His chub was gone. He was nervous.
As they walked towards the backyard, Marie (the lil blue haired bitch) was heard masturbating and listening to MACINTOSH PLUS| リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュ in the hammock.
They laid out the blanket, and told that lil blue haired bitch to go fuck Double D or something.
Suddenly, the world turned fucking vaporwave and the sky was like squares and shit nigga.
She walked away, an Arizona Green Tea in her hand, her hands dripping with cum.
"AYO FIJI WATER IN MY LEFT HYDRATED ALL DAY BOYS WE ICED OUT!" She yelled, in a final word.
The blanket had a design of Dicks all over it.
They each took a sip of APPLE CIROC SPONSORED BY THE ONE AND ONLY DJ KHALED: CELEBRATE SUCCESS RIGHT🍏🔑 and they slipped in a Hollywood Undead CD, signed by those irrelevant niggas on the case.
"Edd.." Kevin said. "I have something to tell you..."
"What is it, Babyboy?" Edd answered.
"I think I have Erectile Dysfunction..."
"NIGGA THATS CUZ UR LIKE 9 LMAO XDXD" Edd answered, sweetly. "Well, maybe I can help baby." He pulled out his 2 incher. "Does this get you going?"
"Oh yes," Kevin answered, "I can feel my 1 incher turning into a 1 and a half incher."
"Bend over baby." said Edd.
Kevin was ass up, head down.
"This," He said, "is called a butt chugger." He quickly opened a tampon pack and soaked the tampon in APPLE CIROC SPONSORED BY THE ONE AND ONLY DJ KHALED: CELEBRATE SUCCESS RIGHT🍏🔑. He shot the tampon into Kevin's asshole.
"OHHHHH!!!" He moaned.
As he was close to shoving his 3 inch bulging red cock into Kevin, Yung Lean appeared.
"Sad boiiz 2001 SBE EMOTIONAL SHAWTYSS BUSTIN THRU YA STEREO WE ICED OUT WE GETTIN MOOLA" Said Lean, as he pulled out his 30 inch chode. Somehow he managed to fuck them both at the same time, while tampons were still in their asses. They each did a hit of heroine, and came.
