once upon a time there was a fat faggot and a goddess
and the goddess looked down at the fat faggot (who was naked) and said
"wow, that looks like a super tight anus"
and she wanted to fuck that anus
but she missed and ended up fucking the faggot's chubby face
the goddess was a transgender and had a penis
also a vagina
did science go to far?
and the fat faggot was like, "godammit wtf you stuck a dick into my eyesock"
and the goddess was like "duh oh and btw you're pregnant now"
the chubby faggot was like wtf "how can I be pregnant"
"DON'T MISGENDER ME!! I AM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!" screamed the goddess, who was orgasming into the faggot's eyesocket
it filled with cum and then the faggot was like cot damn my eyeball is melting from this super hot cum
the fatty asked the goddess
"will I die?"
the goddess laughed "lol yeah you'll die but you should kys first. do it nerd. do it."
"it's OK I don't want to live anymore with this crippling depression" so the faggot jumped off his balcony screaming "I'M COMING HARAMBE" but like he didn't die because the goddess's cum made him immortal
he then cried in a corner, cutting his wrists
and the goddess went about doing goddess stuff
like trying to resurrect Hitler
and do a bit of that genocide
and then along came a curly haired guy was pretty cute but also a faggot
he sang "kys"
and she said, "oh god my pussy has been dry for so long and now it's like a waterfall what the actual fuck this is not ok"
and she and the curly haired guy totally did the nasty at least two and a half times
so the goddess went back to the fatty and was like
"look, it's not you, it's me ok...well actually it's not me either it's this other faggot and he's just omfg he's amazing"
the faggot cried and even his tears were fat and they filled the creases of his double chins and it was disgusting
and the goddess said, "DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY I NEED HOLY WATER FOR MY EYES"
and the faggot whined about harambe which depressed the goddess who cried too because cot dammit harambe was too young and innocent
anyways so the curly haired dude came over and was like, "BTW goddess I have a confession"
"oh god you're gay" the goddess gasped
the curly haired dude looked at her in bewilderment "what? no I was gonna tell you I am a hitman"
the goddess sighed, disappointed. she had hoped the fat faggot and the curly haired dude would make some gay porn.
"OK but like don't kill me"
"why would I kill you? I stuck my dick in you 13x"
"oh right" the goddess then left because she wanted to go talk to the fatty
"Fatty, when is my baby due" she asked him. he was petting a meme of harambe and sobbing. "fatty pls stahp, I don't want our child to be a loser too"
"you and that curly furry can't have my child!!!!!!!!111##!!! I'm naming it after my one true love, harambe"
"nooooooooooooooooooooo" the goddess said
"yes," the faggot said "and me and harambe are going to join isis! and it can drink milk from my fat moobs and then we will practice the art of the suicide bomb'"
"how many times will you practice it???"
"oh just once" the faggot loving said, petting the fetus bulge on its orbital socket
"harambe's going to have daddy issues and hate you and rebel ok" the goddess said
"it's okay, harambe can never hate me more than i hate myself"
the goddess groaned and raped the faggot
except it wasn't really rape
because the faggot enjoyed it
"also, we're going to be vegan for allah" the faggot added
the goddess then went to kill herself except she couldn't because she was immortal like her cum
the curly haired dude came around to the faggot and said "hey did you know I'm gay"
and the faggot said "hey did you know I'm fat"
and then they did the anal and ran off to vegas, where all the vegans go
and the fatty had harambe, an Aryan child
and they came across a homeless eyebrow sleeping in a box
and the curly haired guy was like, "why is there a giant eyebrow sleeping in a Box"
"I don't know," said the fatty "let's feed it"
and they threw half-eaten greasy mcdonald's burgers at her until the goddess said, "oh shit wait we're vegan"
so they threw lettuce instead
Harambe Hitler the Third suddenly stood up and spoke "wow daddy curly hair and mommy fatty, look at that homeless eyebrow"
with a dead look in its eyes, harambe said "we have to euthanize it"
but the goddess had jogged all the way to Vegas to find her Aryan daughter and immediately fell in love with that eyebrow
"cot damn" the goddess gasped "this eyebrow would be perfect to Send nudes to"
so the goddess threw dildos to the faggots and harambe and stole the eyebrow, putting the eyebrow safely between her Boobs
the faggots did angry anal because they couldn't kill the eyebrow, and harambe started to play with a little black kid in a playpen
fatty ran over and took harambe away, scolding harambe for playing with a cotton picker
"no harambe, people will shoot you if you do this"
and the curly haired dude said "yeah harambe, you can't play with those ni---"
the curly haired guy stopped mid sentence, staring up at the clouds
"omg do you see that?" fatty asked
the sky had turned a teal-like green and two bright white legs were falling out of a black hole in the middle of the green sky
"my mom left the bathroom door open" the legs boomed like a god of Thunder
the world watched as thus magnificent ad suicidal creature loomed above
it spoke again: five dreadful and sexy words
"My name is Liz stephens"
