Claude: your highness
Alois: Tf do u want
Claude: SOMEONES in a bad mood
Alois: stfu u stupid demon
Claude: how am I stupid? Am I the one that got myself freaking stabbed?
Alois: WHY DONT U GO TO HELL
Claude: ID RATHER BE THERE BUT WOULD U LET ME? NOOOOO THAT STUPID CONTRACT WONT LET ME
Alois: ur fucking fault
Claude: why ru in such a bad mood anyway.
Alois: cuz ur a dumbass
Claude: ...may I ask how
Alois: THAT STUPID CHAT YESTERDAY AND UR STUPID USERNAME
Alois: stupid demon
Claude: right...
Alois: u know how hard it's gonna be to get my reputation back????
Claude: it was only the phantomhive household that knows
Alois: yeah. And they'll know me as the amazing earl of Trancy with the stupid butler that can't even remember he's a freaking demon
Claude: is that all you wanted to say
Alois: no one more thing
Claude: go on your highness
Alois: don't forget to put yourself on the curb.
Claude: Tf
Claude: wdu mean
Alois: Garbage day you tard.
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