The Sample (Ereri)

*One, hour, later*

Eren awoke next to his Levi snuggling with him. He sat up and stretched his arms. Bending down to give Levi a small kiss on the cheek, he was startled by a creepy giggling. He reconized that voice anywhere. The brunet looked outside of the cell, to see Hanji, and his sister, Mikasa, with her arms folded.

"W-W-What...the hell...?"

The red-head grinned at the two men. "Mikasa told me where she thought you'd be. We've been here for 10 minutes."

Mikasa chuckled. "Poor Oluo. You guys forgot he was on duty?"

At this point, Levi was awake now too. He almost felt bad for his own squad member. But he really deserved it for everytime he was a jerk to Eren to show off for Petra.

"I DID say I would get my revenge on Levi. So, I led Hanji here. I mean, although Oluo explained all the, quote-on-quote, 'wet sounds and loud screams of pained pleasure of Captain Levi', I think it was worth it."

The raven-haired girl sat back in her chair, looking like a know it all that just corrected someone, got into a fight about what they corrected, and won.

All Levi could do was stare and think about what she was really capable of. Hanji's perverted gaze didn't fall from them.

Both men were completely under the cover, a bit mad that those two were invading their privacy. Though they couldn't expect anything less from Hanji Zoe.

"This is a violation of privacy, Hanji. Just leave!"

"If you want privacy, go to a private area!" (=3)

"We are, in a private area, glasses!"

She rolled her eyes, not really caring. "So? You get my sample?"
Hanji asked Eren excitedly.

'Shit. That condom wasnt just for protection! That request sample too...' The brunet thought to himself.

"Is this what your looking for, sir?" Eren's (ish) sister took out the unused condom. "This was next to a note I presume was written by Levi?"

"How would you know it was written by him?" Eren wondered what he wrote, since he wasn't shown.

"Well, let's see." Mikasa proceeded to read the note out loud.

"Dear Mikasa, or anyone that gets into this room. Me and your brother are fine. But guess what? I'M GETTIN LAID, BITCH. How ya like me now? Don't worry. I'll take good care of him though, cause I love um. So yeah I wouldn't look for us unless you wanna be hearing your brother screaming my name. DAMN son. Can't wait for that TITAN DIIIIIIIIIIICK in me. Ha.

--Levi Ackerman"

Levi had gotten pretty good at hiding his blushing face over the months. But with Eren staring at him with his mouth gapped open and being completely red himself.

He only looked at Hanji and told her, "Glasses, don't even think about looking up my ass for his sperm, either. Cause I'm pretty sure that's where most of it went...."

The scientist woman was laughing uncontrollably. But then, she thought about that for a second, and gasped. "Wait...so...Levi, Ackerman, Humanity's Strongest, was, DOMINATED IN BED!?" Not she could help herself. She even snorted a few times and almost choke on air.

"Noooo. I fucked HIM, then told him to cum up my ass. That's totally what happened. You know what Hanji, you could be a Captain of the Survey Corps. You'd be called Captain OBVIOUS." (I made that joke myself too)

"Well...either way, Im gonna have to get you two to do it again. Eren, top or bottom, you have to be the one to wear this. Yes yes, I know. It would be pointless, but I need the sample, and it's not like we can do anything else." She waved the condom through the bars of the cell.

Levi stood up, completely nude, and went to retrieve the item from her. Mikasa closed her eyes, while Hanji forced her arm in rather so they could get back at it faster.

Eren couldn't look away. And when Levi took it from Hanji, he turned right back to the brunet. He narrowed his eyes in lust, and SMIRKED.

Eren felt so intimidated just from that one look. Maybe Oluo COULD learn something from him. Eren found himself thinking about what Levi was going to do, and almost bit his lip. That would have been bad...

"I...think my work here is done. I'd rather not watch my brother get deepthroated by Humanity's Strongest midget."

Levi was straddling his lover, and he threw the condom at his head. The brunet was looking past him, and Hanji's troubling stare. It was actually starting to scare him now.

"Could you leave too, Hanji?"

"No. I won't watch, but I want to see his responses and reactions to pleasure...just quick peaks..."

"Then your not getting your sample." The raven stared at the wall, without turning too look at her.

"Fine...I was kidding anyway!" The red-haired scientist laughed unconvincingly, and she went to leave. She opened and closed the door, but since it was out of their view, she stayed inside. The point of the trick was they would think she left. (I do this all the time.)

After a few moments, Levi grabbed the slightly spilled bottle that had fallen last night. "Even if your wearing that, I'm still going to dominate you this time."

Dunking his fingers in, he shoved one into Eren, the younger boy beneath him yelled out in pain from the sudden intrusion.

"OWWW!! LEVI IN SORRY I'M SORRY!!!"

Levi got a little gentler, as he simply whispered, "Revenge", in the boy's ear.

Hanji had only gotten a few peaks before she was caught laughing. Levi went out of the cell and pushed her out himself.

Since it WAS a dungeon, the iron door locked up nice and tight. Once he had done everything he could possibly think of to give them privacy, he finally got back in and closed the cell door behind him.

"Levi. That door locks from the outside..."

The raven thought for a moment on what that meant. "Oh no." He turned straight around and tried the door. It wouldn't budge.

"Oh my god. I locked THAT door too. The one on the outside...so no one is going to get in here for a while..."

Levi banged his head against the bars, and suddenly Eren got an idea.

"I think I know how to get out of here. But you have to trust me on this. This is going to sound weird, but..." The brunet was nervous about this, since, if the timing wasn't right, they were all screwed.

"What if you don't shift?" Of course, Eren was ready for counter options.

"Then Hanji gets her sample." It was needed anyway, so they really couldn't lose.

It looked like Levi was having second thoughts, until Eren told him that he was fine with the idea if it saves their lives, or their love life from a stalker. There's not really a difference.

"Alright. Levi, my body is ready!"

"Never, say that again."

He was on the bed on all fours, waiting for Levi to do what he had to do. "This is going to hurt, a lot."

"Yeah, I know. But don't you remember, I was already penetrated by wood, and turned into a titan." (Last episode. I'm so sorry..haha...)

The shorter man had to really hurt him though, unless Eren somehow couldn't turn titan. It would be all for nothing. He grabbed the lube again and slathered a generous amount in place that was going into Eren.

"FUUUUCK OOOW! IT HURTS A LOT, SHIT!" Eren yelled, once again in pain.

'Nothing is happening...he must not be able to think...'

Levi pulled out, and Eren collapsed on the bed, almost hitting his head on the bed-post.

"Doesn't look like your going to turn titan...well, plan B then. Time to get that sample, Eren..."

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When you honestly don't know if you should continue or not....hmm....