*THIS ISN'T REALLY SMUT BUT I MEAN...LIL BIT. DON'T WORRY I MADE IT FUNNY I THINK*
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It had been about 3 weeks since Levi yelled those words.
"Eren! Before you go in there, I just have to say, I have waited so long for this moment! But wear protection. If you still have the one I gave you, it's not expired yet. Oh, and take this. Bye!"
Before he could even ask her what she had just given him, she took off without a second look. He read the bottle.
"Of course..."
No one else really knew that Levi was healed after 9 weeks, which was a bit early. Only Hanji, Erwin, and himself knew.
Eren had to motivate himself to go in. He was so nervous he was shaking in the dark corridor. 'This isn't just for Hanji's sample...Its because I love this man, dammit.'
He turned the knob and hurrily went inside before he ran away from the door. He locked the door and tried the knob just to make sure it was completely locked.
When he faced the other direction, what he saw was not to him standards. (I don't know what y'all were thinking, but I'm gonna make this clear now...) No, Levi was not in a bunny costume. No, Levi did not have chains on, and no, Levi did NOT have petals and candles on the bed.
He was under his blanket, unable to be seen.
Eren walked over to the bunch in the sheet slowly, creating suspense. When he arrived next to him, he ever-so-slowly unveiled the top half of what was under the cover.
What he didn't expect, was that Levi was already undressed. Eren reached his hand out, awed by him lover's abs. His arm was stopped completely by Levi's right hand, that grabbed him.
The brunet cupped his lover's cheek with his other hand. But he couldn't bare the thought of Levi teasing him. He probably didn't even know it! But he went with Levi's modesty, for now.
Eren climbed on top of him, still not touching, but hovering closely over him.
The smaller male's eyes widened, filled with fear, but lust, at the same time.
Their lips finally met, after Eren showed that he wanted to, without even using words. The younger's tongue begged Levi's mouth for entrance, until it was given. It was still as jolting as the first time. This caused Eren's lower region to spasm.
They swallowed all of each other's moans and groans, hungry for more.
"Levi...Can I take the full blanket off now...?"
Just when Levi thought his face couldn't get any more crimson, something poked him between him legs.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"Hello? Corporal? We heard you in there. Can you please open the door?"
Armin said "we", so there must have been someone else with him.
After a minute of silence and panic from the room, they heard a woman's voice.
"Screw it. I'll just pick the lock." Mikasa.
They opened the door to see Levi, who was mostly covered, and sleeping. At least, pretending to sleep.
"Corporal? Wake up!"
Levi knew this plan wasn't going to fool anyone. But he couldn't think of anything better.
"What do you want, Ackerman? Arlert?" He replied in a gruff tone, not opening his eyes.

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The Sample (Ereri)
FanfictionYou will understand the title. In time. Yay more ereri. Cause I FELT LIKE IT. THIS IS A HUMOR STORY, AND IT MAY HAVE SMUT AT THE END. IT WILL BE A LITTLE LONG BUT I DONT CAAAARE