Pressure - EddTord

Introduction of The Author

" Now, the thing is, I... "

No no. Let me try again.

"Hi. My name is..."

Ugh. Too basic. 

"I don't know how to start a fanfiction, or any type of writing related thing, but here I am! Hello, my name is Toran and this is my FIRST (1st) fanfiction. These characters (Edd, Eduardo, Tom, Jon, Matt, Mark & Tord) ALL belong to Edd Gould & Thomas Ridgewell. Why am I writing about them? Well, this is, as you probably know, a fanfiction. On WattPad. A fanfiction app. If you weren't aware, I apologize for the immense confusion you may be expirencing when seeing photos of, let's say, Leopold and Kenneth from South Park having a cheeky makeout on a fanfic-cover whilst you say to yourself, "I do NOT remember that happening," but you're just fucking stupid and you have stumbled into a neverending hell that you can try to escape but alas twas not meant to be escaped."

I sound like a fucking nerd. I am not. I have C-'s. I am trying to appear intelligant and cool. It is not going well.

"ANYWAYS, this is an EddTord fanfiction. It does involve several headcannons at you may not agree with, such as...

-Edd is chubby. Chubby chubby chub chub!
-Tom has braces and uses an exquisite type of vocabulary. Nobody knows what the fuck he's saying half the time.
-Tom is more aggressive towards somebody who is a depressive state. Don't yell at him. He doesn't mean to be.
-Matt paints his nails and wears skirts/dresses occasionally. Deal with it you dickfart.
-Tord has stubble, and when angered, rants in fluent Norwegian. That's it for Tord. He's a living headcannon already, what's more to add?
-I don't have any headcanons for Eduardo, Jon or Mark. They're just... There, I guess? Plot.
-Also, if you didn't know, Paul and Patryk are in a canon relationship. Just a heads up.
...I might *might* add more later on, but this is all as of now. If you have any questions, leave them below. Let's get started, you Flamboyant Cheezi-It boxes."

Perfect.

[ P.S. I am not as boring as i appear. Have a one-on-one convo with me. You will block me. It's how it goes. ]

[ P.S.S, I will NOT be using the last names of the real life human counterparts when talking about the characters, as suggested by Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell himself. ]