Me Just Ranting On About Randomness

Thoughts

You say "go to h*ll" I say "go kiss a dementor"

You say football, I say quidditch

You say Paparazzi, I say Rita Skeeter

You say childhood, I say Harry Potter

You say depression, I said "The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate"

You say school, I say Hogwarts

You say "I'm going to kill you", I say "Avada Kedavra"

You say "long live the queen" I say "long live JK Rowling"

You say "my dog ate my homework" I say "those nargles stole my homework again"

You say "I'm telling" I say "wait until my father hears about this"

You say Sprite, I say butterbeer

You say prison, I say Azkaban

You say socks, all I can think of is Dobby

Who else is a true Harry Potter fan?💙