AHAHAHAHA!

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OH! CUPCAKES, CUPCAKES! I LOVE CUPCAKES! BLUE ONES, GREEN ONES, RED ONES, ORANGE ONES, YELLOW ONES, BLACK ONES, BROWN ONES, WHITE ONES- BUT NOT PURPLE ONES CAUSE PURPLES UGGGGLLLYYY!

AHAHAHAHAHA! I ATE CUPCAKES AND DRANK RED CORDIAL! AHAHAHAHAHA! MOM SAYS I CAN'T HAVE RED CORDIAL CAUSE IT MAKES ME CRAZY, BUT SHE WASN'T THERE WHEN I DRANK IT, SO IT'S OK!

THEY DRUGGED ME WITH RED CORDIAL AND CUPCAKES!

UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN!

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I LOVE MY LITTLE METAL SPOON! I CARRY ONE WITH ME AT ALL TIMES TO PROTECT ME AGAINST THE MONSTERS!

MY PHONE DIED! NOW I HAVE TO BURRY IT AND GIVE IT A FUNERAL! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!

NIGHT!

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