Why Pigs Should Fly (July 28th, 2016. 4:38p)

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I fūçkîñg love pigs.

Who doesn't?

They should be allowed to fly.

It's not fair that ugly pigeons can fly but adorable pigs can't.

Why is the saying 'when pigs fly?'

What if a dolphin is jealous?

What if the dolphin wants the saying to be 'when dolphins fly'.

It isn't fair to other species.

Especially dolphins.

I love dolphins.

I named the dolphin emoticon, dolphina🐬.

Say hi to dolphina.

Anyway back to the freaking pig.

They're pink, precious, and perfect.

Some of them are black.

They're a very diverse animal.

They deserve to fly.

They should definitely fly.

And that is why pigs should fly in 100 words

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